# Ban, moderate, make out with... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 12, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469 "2010-07-12T23:29:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/1 "2010-07-12T23:29:24Z")
Not sure how this will work out or if anybody even wants to play. It’s a parody of F’, marry, kill. The people you have to chose from are the three posters above you. You must chose NOW, no clicking back later hoping to see your favorite or most hated poster. That’s cheat’n. So this may also mean you’ll have to make out with some one of your non-preferred gender. If you’re thin skinned you probably shouldn’t play as lot of us are likely to get “pretend” baned. Also, please don’t bring up any past or present issues as a reason for baning some one. This thread is for fun. If you want to pit some one you know where to take it. Obviously, we need two more posters to throw their name up to get this ball rolling. Participate as much as you’d like. (Oh come on and play, it’ll be fun.) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/2 "2010-07-12T23:30:43Z")
What the hell. There’s no baseball on. I’ll play. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/3 "2010-07-13T00:30:01Z")
Silenus! I kill you. (couldn’t resist) Ok… Let’s go. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/4 "2010-07-13T00:44:44Z")
I think **Silenus** has some Southern roots like me and probably a real pretty mouth so he can be my fake prom date. We don’t need anymore **EpicNonsense** here or anywhere else so that is the new banned name. **Shakes** probably needs to chill so moderation is in order. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/5 "2010-07-13T01:09:14Z")
I’ll make out with EpicNonsense since he (he?) made me LOL. Shag gets the boot and silenus may consider himself moderated. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/6 "2010-07-13T01:31:50Z")
Make out with **Shakes** (he rides, he reads!), moderate **silenus** , and ban **Shagnasty**. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/7 "2010-07-13T03:13:15Z")
This looks like a game to me, so I’m going to move it from MPSIMS to the Game Room. (Did I screw things up by coming in and acting like a moderator?) ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/8 "2010-07-13T10:38:52Z")
Yes, you did, **twics**. You’re banned. **Silver Fire** I’ll make out with, and **descamisado** gets moderated. ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/9 "2010-07-13T12:19:46Z")
I don’t understand what you mean by “moderate” someone. Do you mean promote them to mod, or give them a mod-ish warning? Well, the rules didn’t say I couldn’t consult the SDMB portrait gallery. As much as I’d love to ban you just for being from Philly, twickster wins the make out award. Panurge gets the ban for trying to promote smoking. descamisado gets the mod (take it any way you want) by default (again). ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/10 "2010-07-13T12:48:24Z")
I’m going to moderate twickster. That’s so meta. Fusoya gets the makeout session, because of the Final Fantasy reference. What can I say? I like geeks. That leaves Panurge with the ban by default. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/11 "2010-07-13T13:45:57Z")
I’ll ban **fusoya** for asking the wrong questions. I’ll moderate **Panurge** for not detailing all his / her answers. And I’ll make out with **Drain Bead** because she’s so cool. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/12 "2010-07-13T13:48:33Z")
Definitely ban Shagnasty. Moderate Shakes. Make out with EpicNonsense just cuz. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/13 "2010-07-13T13:51:07Z")
Making out with \*\*Drain Bead \*\*because it appears that she’s female (I’m picky like that) Moderating **Anaamika** for doing it wrong. Banning **faithfool** for not moderating **fuyosa**. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/14 "2010-07-13T14:17:39Z")
Faithfool is banned. Darth Panda, you’re cool, but knock it off. Anaamika…how YOU doin’ :dubious:? ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/15 "2010-07-13T15:59:37Z")
I’m gonna moderate Chessic because he “needs moderated”. I’m gonna make out with Anaamika, because I only make out with women. I’m gonna ban Darth Panda because I dislike pandas. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/16 "2010-07-13T16:53:21Z")
Yeah! Fuck those pandas! …wait. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/17 "2010-07-13T18:27:07Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Yeah! Fuck those pandas! > > …wait. Not something you want to overhear at a zoo… ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/18 "2010-07-13T18:42:45Z")
OK, new blood. I’m going to ban **Red Skeezix** because of the similarity to Red Skelton, who squicks me out; moderate **Anaamika** , who is totally cool with me but I don’t make out with chicks, and make out with **Darth Panda** who I think is a dude. Right? If not, ban **Darth Panda** because eucalyptus gives me a migraine. Maybe I should start over. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/19 "2010-07-13T19:28:43Z")
Make out with **Sigmagirl** even though she has pandas (who dine on bamboo) confused with koalas (who prefer eucalyptus). Ban **Anaamika** for going off-topic, and moderate **Darth Panda** for continuing the hijack. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/20 "2010-07-15T23:29:10Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > OK, new blood. I’m going to ban **Red Skeezix** because of the similarity to Red Skelton, who squicks me out; moderate **Anaamika** , who is totally cool with me but I don’t make out with chicks, and make out with **Darth Panda** who I think is a dude. Right? If not, ban **Darth Panda** because eucalyptus gives me a migraine. Maybe I should start over. > [@Sternvogel](#): > > Make out with **Sigmagirl** even though she has pandas (who dine on bamboo) confused with koalas (who prefer eucalyptus). > > Ban **Anaamika** for going off-topic, and moderate **Darth Panda** for continuing the hijack. I am a dude. I do not eat eucalyptus. I do continue the hijack, even in moderation. ETA: Also, I just have to mention that when I read **Sternvogel** ’s post the first parenthesis made me ‘break’ in reading, causing me to process this thought: > [@Sternvogel](#): > > Make out with **Sigmagirl** even though she has pandas Strange times… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469.md?page=2)