# Ban, moderate, make out with...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 12, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469 "2010-07-12T23:29:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/21 "2010-07-16T01:42:36Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Make out with **Sigmagirl** even though she has pandas.

Its like having crabs, but worse. Much much worse.

So I’ll ban **Sigmagirl** to try and stop the spread of STD Pandas, Moderate **Darth Panda** for going over to the Dark-Side and make out with **Sternvogel** since I can’t determine his/her gender from their user-name, and that both confuses and excites me.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-moderate-make-out-with/546469/22 "2010-07-16T03:20:35Z")

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Snog **Sternvogel** , even though there’s second- or third-hand panda-breath involved.

Ban **Darth Panda** for thread hijacking.

Moderate **Simplicio** until he or she decides if she’s either confused or excited.

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