# Ban the bastard **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160 "2001-02-20T02:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/21 "2001-02-20T04:15:06Z")
[sub]they aren’t talking about ME, are they?[/sub] Before I forget and cause a misunderstanding, 😉 Uh, oh! I winkied in a **ChiefScott** thread! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/22 "2001-02-20T04:32:48Z")
Run **dropzone**! I’ll cover for ya! ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/23 "2001-02-20T04:34:28Z")
“winkying?” And you’re worried about going into a virtual bathroom with me??? ::firmly **not** ‘winkying’:: ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/24 "2001-02-20T05:06:46Z")
Bah. 🙂 You wusses too afraid to post a smily in Chief 😃 Scott’s presence? Come on, last time he tried to hit me with a cruise missile he hit 3 blocks over. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/25 "2001-02-20T05:18:51Z")
Wow. **ChiefScott** has POWER! :: swoon :: ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/26 "2001-02-20T05:59:45Z")
_stands up and applauds the admins_ Man, y’all got Serlin AND Pit Monster all in one day. Not bad! _offers chocolate to Lynn and Tuba_ ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/27 "2001-02-20T14:26:00Z")
Hey…no need to be relating us Monster’s to that…uh…whatever he is. ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/28 "2001-02-20T14:38:51Z")
Links please… I missed the Serlin return (of course that wasn’t much I’m sure, but I’m trying to keep up here). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Clairmont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Clairmont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clairmont)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/29 "2001-02-20T15:05:49Z")
Wouldn’t it be handy to keep one or two of these dorks around in case of an emergency? Suppose you log on cranky, and there’s no one to flame? (It could happen.) So you cremate one of these stand-ins, until something worthwhile comes up. Or you could use them for practice flames. You Americans are so wasteful! ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/30 "2001-02-20T16:36:59Z")
Has the word BANNED ever looked more beautiful? Oh, and Chief has too much power now. Ban him! One man’s opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/31 "2001-02-20T17:52:47Z")
Someone called for a Dom? Damn, I missed all the excitement again. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/32 "2001-02-21T02:10:23Z")
Thanks all, but you really should be chumming up to **Coldfire** , not me. He was the one on the front. I just guarded his flank. And I have no power, special or otherwise. That is if you ignore my ability to mentally undress women… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/33 "2001-02-21T03:07:06Z")
So! That explains what happened to my shirt! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/34 "2001-02-21T03:09:32Z")
Not to mention the black lace panties obscuring your moist mound of luscious… oh, nevermind. My hearts just not in it tonight. ::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/35 "2001-02-21T03:58:13Z")
That’s okay, hon. I don’t wear undies as a general rule anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-bastard/55160/36 "2001-02-21T04:11:06Z")
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