# Ban the Pit!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441 "2001-02-07T02:54:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/121 "2001-02-08T06:31:48Z")
Hey dude, it could be worse, someone could resurect the who hates Krispy Original thread. Now, **THAT** is played out ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/122 "2001-02-08T06:38:14Z")
Yeah but guys, I really, really think that he understands that your opinion is that he sucks…further, I’m sure that we all now understand your opinion as well. Feel free to keep heaping it on, that is certainly your perogative, and yes, I don’t have to keep reading your slams…you are right. I’m just saying that there is so much more here that you could be doing…or even so many others that you could be slamming. …just a suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/123 "2001-02-08T06:42:34Z")
Honestly **Krispy** i really _don’t_ think he’s gotten it yet. And i wouldn’t still be here if i thought he did (it’s Quarter to 3am here) ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/124 "2001-02-08T06:47:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Krispy Original \* > \*\* > I’m just saying that there is so much more here that you could be doing…or even so many others that you could be slamming. > > …just a suggestion. \*\* Absolutely. I refuse to waste time on him. Luckily, the few words I have typed since then have not occupied any significant ammount of my time. I’m currently working on a lovely flame explaining why you and Coldfire are really one and the same, you’re nothing more than his alter-ego jabbering insane sockpuppet. ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/125 "2001-02-08T07:12:46Z")
…can’t wait. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/126 "2001-02-08T11:27:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kricket \* > **G-spot my ass!** Erhm, Kricket, you’re a little off target there. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/127 "2001-02-08T14:11:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kricket \* > \*\*Please do not compare him with my favorite place on a womans body. > G-spot my ass! Is he giving any of you that certain kind of pleasure? > I sudder at the thought. > If you are looking for G words to subsitute, how bout Goat Felcher, or Goober head, or gomer…come on guys I know that we can be more creative than that. > > And did I miss the answer to Uphams question?? > > That and I must not have passed the written exam to be a pit bully. ☹ \*\* My humble appologies…Goat Felcher it is… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/128 "2001-02-08T14:16:31Z")
Pit bullies are naturally aggressive and Should be banned! ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/129 "2001-02-08T22:51:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Pit bullies are naturally aggressive and Should be banned! \*\* I agree, But how do we properly identify them so that we can round the up and put them in camps? Any ideas Genesplice? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/130 "2001-02-08T23:13:57Z")
**SPOOFE** - careful buddy. You’re falling into the same trap I did. I tried to use reason and debating tactics with him and he only ignores them. I think this is what he meant as an explanation for his words to **Upham** , quoted from his response to **Alphagene** : “And I hardly think Upham would feel insulted if I suggested that he easily gets postal.” Although I would like to point out that **gspace** actually said, “Ah Upham You are so easy” No reference to what **Upham** is easy at (going postal, beating at poker, taking bait, etc). Sounds like **gspace** is backpedaling on this to me, but that’s just my specualtion. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/131 "2001-02-09T00:53:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by grienspace \* > **And yes Coldfire, I should stay out of the pit. It definitely brings out the worst in me.** Read better, **grienspace**. I wasn’t solely referring to the Pit. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > **I’m currently working on a lovely flame explaining why you (Krispy Original - _CF_) and Coldfire are really one and the same, you’re nothing more than his alter-ego jabbering insane sockpuppet.** There’s some things you don’t _joke_ about, **oldie**. Although I’d be interested to see how you would support that allegation. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/132 "2001-02-09T01:06:51Z")
[in best screeching anti-mod voice] DID YOU NOTICE THAT NEITHER **COLDFIRE** OR **KRISPY ORIGINAL** DENIED THE CHARGE! If it wasn’t true shouldn’t he have denied it? why don’t you tell us the truth. [/end screeching anti-mod voice] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/133 "2001-02-09T01:16:28Z")
I did not have sexual relationships with that poster, **Krispy Original**. There. Happy now, mr. Starr? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/134 "2001-02-09T05:05:53Z")
Be careful who you mimic, Coldy… Clinton later revealed he was lying about his comment. 😃 > [@](#): > > SPOOFE - careful buddy. You’re falling into the same trap I did. I tried to use reason and debating tactics with him and he only ignores them. I know, but I find it amusing. Kind of like watching a rabid wombat try to bite off it’s own dick. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/135 "2001-02-09T05:20:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > **Be careful who you mimic, Coldy… Clinton later revealed he was lying about his comment. 😃** I would just like to point out that this is STILL not a denial to the sockpuppet charge. What’s the matter **Coldy** avoiding the question? 😃 > [@](#): > > \*\*Kind of like watching a rabid wombat try to bite off it’s own dick. \*\* Yes, at first, but then it became as enjoyable as beating my head against a spiked wall. But that’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441/136 "2001-02-09T05:21:19Z")
> [@](#): > > Kind of like watching a rabid wombat try to bite off it’s own dick Holy living fuck man, the mental image… it’s almost too much… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ban-the-pit/53441.md?page=6)