# Banana Ice Cream!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 16, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647 "2001-07-16T05:13:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/1 "2001-07-16T05:13:37Z")

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Long ago, in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=58062) thread, I promised **YWalker** that I’d try to get my mom’s recipe for banana and pecan ice cream. Well, I finally put the broad in a headlock and muscled it out of her. 🙂

_This_, my friends, is heaven in a pint of ice cream.

Note: there is absolutely _nothing_ healthy about this stuff. It’s all fat and sugar. You could change the recipe to make it more healthy, I suppose, but where’s the fun in that?

Make it in a standard ice cream churn (4 quarts, I believe.)

4 eggs,  
1 cup DARK brown sugar,  
1.5 quarts whole milk,  
.5 pints whipping cream,  
2 cans sweetened, condensed milk,  
1 tbsp vanilla extract,  
4 large, very ripe bananas,  
4 ounces chopped pecans.

Combine eggs, cream, brown sugar, and vanilla in a bowl and mix until smooth.

Pour into churn.

Peel bananas and smoosh thoroughly. Don’t chop. G’wan! Get your hands dirty. It’s fun.

Add condensed milk, 'nanas, and pecans to churn.

Fill to 4 quart mark with whole milk and away we go!

For extra cardio-points, try a small dollop of milk chocolate syrup on top when it’s ready to eat.

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/2 "2001-07-16T05:15:13Z")

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I should point out that it is extraordinarily easy to modify this recipe to make any kind of ice cream your little heart desires, but this… **this** …

\<slobber\>

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### Author: ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/3 "2001-07-16T05:25:12Z")

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Damn you! I just gained 5 pounds reading that!

I must content myself with Banana Pecan Frozen Yogurt from my local Braum’s.

I am, however, saving that.

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/4 "2001-07-16T05:28:53Z")

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Pssst! Arden!

Make your own frozen yogurt! Use fresh bananas and pecans!

Just chuck it into a churn and freeze away.

Mmmmmm… 🙂

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### Author: ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/5 "2001-07-16T05:30:16Z")

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I’m not much of a chef but I’m definately cooking this one!

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### Author: ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/6 "2001-07-16T05:39:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ogre \*  
> \*\*Pssst! Arden!
> 
> Make your own frozen yogurt! Use fresh bananas and pecans!  
> \*\*

You tease.

See how you taunt me with your bananas and nuts.

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/7 "2001-07-16T05:43:28Z")

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:eek:

Why madame, I’m…well…ummm…

guilty of unwittingly using phallic imagery in MPSIMS, I guess.

Sounds about par for the course. 🙂

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### Author: ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/8 "2001-07-16T11:55:14Z")

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And of course, you can have a banana pecan Blizzard put together for you at your friendly neighbourhood Dairy Queen. _/shameless plug_

I’m sure it won’t taste half as good as Mamma’s recipe, however.

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### Author: ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/9 "2001-07-16T12:29:14Z")

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My hero! You did it! 😃😃😃

I was just thinking wistfully about that the other day, assuming that it was just something that wasn’t meant to be.

I’ll be heading to the beach with my family this weekend — seems like the perfect time to unleash it on them.

Thanks, Ogre. (And thanks to your Mom, too.)

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### Author: ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/10 "2001-07-16T14:23:52Z")

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Yayy!

I very conveniently happen to have a White Mountain hand cranked 4 quart churn sitting here…

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/11 "2001-07-16T14:41:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by YWalker \*  
> \*\*My hero! You did it! 😃😃😃
> 
> I was just thinking wistfully about that the other day, assuming that it was just something that wasn’t meant to be.
> 
> I’ll be heading to the beach with my family this weekend — seems like the perfect time to unleash it on them.
> 
> Thanks, Ogre. (And thanks to your Mom, too.)
> 
> \*\*

Certainly! I hope y’all enjoy it, and let me know how it turns out, OK? 🙂

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### Author: ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/12 "2001-07-16T14:59:08Z")

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**Ogre** , I would try it, but I hate… no **deplore** bananas with all the fiery passion of all seven hells. So, please don’t think less of me, but my position is, unfortunately, “Ewww… gross.”

Besides, I really am no fun. My favorite ice cream is vanilla. Just plain old vanilla… maybe some butterscotch on it… but that’s it. 🙂

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### Author: ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/13 "2001-07-16T15:01:11Z")

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Dang it dang it dang it dang it! I really can code… see:

**Ogre** , I would try it, but I hate… no **deplore** bananas with all the fiery passion of all seven hells. So, please don’t think less of me, but my position is, unfortunately, “Ewww… gross.”

Besides, I really am no fun. My favorite ice cream is vanilla. Just plain old vanilla… maybe some butterscotch on it… but that’s it. 🙂

I’m sorry. ☹

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### Author: ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/14 "2001-07-23T17:06:34Z")

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**Ogre** , you were right. That was some INCREDIBLE ice cream. Your Mom is a genius.

And my kids think that the best part is the name ---- Ogre’s Mom’s Ice Cream.

Thanks!

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/15 "2001-07-23T17:16:24Z")

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Banana nut ice cream is my absolute favorite. I may have to invest in ice cream maker so I can make this recipe. Yummers!

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### Author: ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/16 "2001-07-23T17:51:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> **I must content myself with Banana Pecan Frozen Yogurt from my local Braum’s.**

[Homer]mmmmmmmm, Braum’s[/Homer]

Excuse me while I run down to Braum’s for half gallon of Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream and a steak sandwich, french fries, and a 24 ounce peppermint malt.

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/17 "2001-07-24T05:23:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by YWalker \*  
> \*\ ***Ogre** , you were right. That was some INCREDIBLE ice cream. Your Mom is a genius.
> 
> And my kids think that the best part is the name ---- Ogre’s Mom’s Ice Cream.
> 
> Thanks! \*\*

Excellent! I’m glad you and the kids enjoyed it. I’ve been grinning since I saw your post about the name of the ice cream. How fitting that somebody besides my family should remember her for it. 🙂

I’m sure she’ll be tickled pink.

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### Author: ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banana-ice-cream/72647/18 "2001-07-24T15:20:16Z")

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Banana and nuts 'scream! MMmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmm…

Now that is soooooooo tempting, my dear **Ogre**. Too tempting. How could you do this to me? I will have to dig out my 'scream maker and whip this one up soon. And I just adore the inadvertent \<yeah, right!\> phallic reference. As if any of us females would have missed that, especially from you. 😉

{{{{{{Ogre}}}}}}

\<trying to find a napkin or kleenex before she drools all over her keyboard, purplebear accidentally hits submit, knowing that she needs to delete or change some of this post first\>
