# Band name! For real this time: help name a 70s rock cover band

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 25, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393 "2009-02-25T18:01:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/21 "2009-02-25T19:19:37Z")

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Glitter Banned or  
Sequins Banned

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/22 "2009-02-25T19:22:36Z")

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Sleepy Dan

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/23 "2009-02-25T19:36:35Z")

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Maybe too obvious:

**That '70s Band**

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/24 "2009-02-25T19:52:16Z")

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Cheap Tramps  
It’s a combo of Cheap Trick and Super Tramp with the added bonus of advertisements that read “Tonight at the BrewPub: Cheap Tramps!”

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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/25 "2009-02-25T19:54:06Z")

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Buzzkilla!

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/26 "2009-02-25T19:59:58Z")

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Disco Stew

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/27 "2009-02-25T20:01:27Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> Tree Frog Night

I like that one! 🙂

> [@42fish](#):
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> Jimmy Carter & the Killer Rabbits

Oooh! Oooh! I got one: Billy Beer!

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/28 "2009-02-25T20:31:24Z")

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\*\*Whip Inflation Now

Bell Bottom Boogie

Johnny Suede and the Fringe Jackets

The AM Radios

The Ghetto Blasters\*\*

From previous suggestions, I really like **The Pet Rockers**.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/29 "2009-02-25T20:40:42Z")

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\*\*Mood Ring

The Bad Hair-Dos

The Smoking Banana Peels

What Are Cellphones?

The Over Thirty Untrustables

The SLA Ate My Baby\*\*

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/30 "2009-02-25T20:53:02Z")

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Eight Tracks of Awesome  
Wood Paneled Basement  
Stevie Nick’s Mumu  
Hands Thrown in the Air

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/31 "2009-02-25T21:00:10Z")

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**Eight Track Mind**

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/32 "2009-02-25T21:12:08Z")

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Limit 55

Three Mile Island

I kind of like the 8 track references so something like a play on 8 track would work

maybe

The A-Trax  
0r  
8 Rax

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/33 "2009-02-25T21:17:09Z")

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**The Bic Flickers**

**Light Mauve** (an homage to Deep Purple)

**PC and the Moonshine Band**

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/34 "2009-02-25T21:24:55Z")

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The Earth Shoes  
The Mood Rings  
Fee Punk All-Stars  
Cousin Oliver’s Dark Secret  
Han Shot First!  
Hef’s Grotto  
Starland Dental Dam

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/35 "2009-02-25T21:25:24Z")

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Is there a particular artist they’ll be doing a lot of covers of?

Quadraphonic [plays on the state-of-the-art stereo tech; also smacks of The Who]  
The Porn 'Staches [maybe the band members could glue these on for their concerts?.. otherwise, it’s just hipster irony]  
Beery Bill [plays on Billy Beer and playbill]  
Still Leaded [plays on the early '70’s phasing out of leaded gasoline; also suggestive of Led Zep covers]  
Haven’t read the whole thread, so apologies if I’m echoing anyone else, but Galaxie 500’s been taken (and your hubby wouldn’t want to cover any of their stuff, either, FWIW).

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/36 "2009-02-25T21:25:36Z")

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**Far Out and Groovy**

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/37 "2009-02-25T21:51:14Z")

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The Detente Dilettantes [you’ll need to add the diacritical mark]  
Not Seen on TV  
When SNL Was Cool  
The British Tax Exiles Invasion  
The Little Doobie Flying Bachman Brothers  
T-Wrecks

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/38 "2009-02-25T22:04:00Z")

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Thanks so much for all the great suggestions. And yes, we saw shortly after we came up with it that Galaxie 500 is already taken. Damn them!

I should mention that their name for now is 8-Track Prom, unless they come up with something better. Hence this thread.

There isn’t a single artist they plan to focus on; it’s pretty much that if the tune will get people dancing, they’ll probably cover it. I just took a peek at their sample playlist, and here are some of the bands they’ll cover:

- Rolling Stones
- Led Zeppelin
- KC & the Sunshine Band
- Blondie
- Kool & the Gang
- Pat Benetar
- The Bee Gees
- KISS
- Hot Chocolate
- Foghat
- Peter Frampton
- Aerosmith
- The Cars
- Tom Petty
- Joe Walsh
- Queen

… and a whole bunch of others. Looks fun.

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/39 "2009-02-25T22:40:20Z")

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Lead-free Byrds  
Cat Scratch Beaver  
Brady Cats  
Who Needs Latex? (Pre-mandatory condom era reference)

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-for-real-this-time-help-name-a-70s-rock-cover-band/487393/40 "2009-02-25T23:06:46Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
>
> Thanks so much for all the great suggestions. And yes, we saw shortly after we came up with it that Galaxie 500 is already taken. Damn them!
> 
> I should mention that their name for now is 8-Track Prom, unless they come up with something better. Hence this thread.
> 
> There isn’t a single artist they plan to focus on; it’s pretty much that if the tune will get people dancing, they’ll probably cover it. I just took a peek at their sample playlist, and here are some of the bands they’ll cover:
> 
> - Rolling Stones
> - Led Zeppelin
> - KC & the Sunshine Band
> - Blondie
> - Kool & the Gang
> - Pat Benetar
> - The Bee Gees
> - KISS
> - Hot Chocolate
> - Foghat
> - Peter Frampton
> - Aerosmith
> - The Cars
> - Tom Petty
> - Joe Walsh
> - Queen
> 
> … and a whole bunch of others. Looks fun.

How about “Heart of Glass”?

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