# Band Name Generator v1.0

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299 "2006-01-17T02:15:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![LiQUiDBuD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@LiQUiDBuD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiQUiDBuD)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/1 "2006-01-17T02:15:44Z")

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Ok ok…I’m always seeing Dopers finding new and improved band names within posts and threads. Just ran across this site and figured at least a few of you would enjoy it 😃 So…ENJOY!

[Band Name Generator](http://www.bandnamemaker.com/d/)

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**Author:** ![LiQUiDBuD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@LiQUiDBuD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiQUiDBuD)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/2 "2006-01-17T02:18:13Z")

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If I would have had my contacts in I would have seen that the “Post” and “Preview” buttons actually DO look different, and have different functions.

Anyways, post your favorite generated Band Name TM here if you feel like sharing 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/3 "2006-01-17T02:32:39Z")

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**Pork Clamour**  
**Candied Karma (I kinda like that one…)**  
**Underwear Authority**  
**Bloody Loaded**  
I clicked the tab for Recent Custom Words, under which was the phrase “Jordan Blows.” This resulted in the gem, **Jordan Blows Scat**. Priceless.  
Entering the phrase “cock knocker” came up with some excellent combinations as well.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/4 "2006-01-17T10:31:07Z")

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I clicked that nutty thing about 30 times before I got one I truly loved. Ima call my next electronica/freak-out act **Fifth Shroom**. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/5 "2006-01-17T12:43:23Z")

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I typed in “Cecil” and got:

Cecil Reason and the Post

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/6 "2006-01-17T13:05:40Z")

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Here’s a few good ones:

Smegma Astronaut  
Gross Carpet  
Detox Fashion and the Already Rebirth  
Pudgy Girls and the Outer Puncher  
Smashing Appliance  
Amplified Vitriol (I think this is what I’d call my hypothetical band if I needed a name suggestion in a pinch).

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**Author:** ![Thirty-Nine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Thirty-Nine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirty-Nine)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/7 "2006-01-17T13:44:57Z")

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Some more…

Pregnant Step-mom (Nu Punk)  
Assuming Yesterday (Prog. Rock)  
Smoking Diamond (Rap)  
Post-modern Compassion (Emo)  
Emperor Atom (Synth Pop)  
Orgy Hero (Disco)

But I’ll be taking **Hideous Conclusion**

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**Author:** ![Big\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@Big\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_G)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/8 "2006-01-17T15:34:59Z")

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The best one I got:

**Self-Inflicted Clown**

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/9 "2006-01-17T15:48:42Z")

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**Pygmy Trust and the Twin** could make for an interesting duo. And I see **Follower Opus** as being Polyphonic Spree-like.  
Putting this name in I got **Emperor Revenant and the Agnostic Chaos** , which I will be using as soon as I become an electronica kingpin. 😛

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/10 "2006-01-17T15:53:48Z")

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**Fetal Chiquita**

Makes me want to start a band just to use it.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/11 "2006-01-17T16:05:32Z")

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**Bovine Spool**. Now that’s good.

Although I gotta say **Smegma Astronaut** is just totally awesome.

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/12 "2006-01-17T16:13:15Z")

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How fun. Some of the ones I like best are:

1. Quantum Flap

2. Eating Hawking

3. Wooly Shitstorm

4. Masticating Angel’s Collusion

5. Saving Schrodinger’s Cat

#2 and #5 are my favorites

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/13 "2006-01-17T16:41:06Z")

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**Haunting Flatulant Anodyne of the Juicy Alignment**

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/14 "2006-01-17T16:44:14Z")

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I prefer the catchy **Fierce SkipMagic and the Glue**.

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**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/15 "2006-01-17T16:46:30Z")

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**Peanut of the Simian Taco**

I salivate in anticipation!

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/16 "2006-01-18T01:42:47Z")

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Yeti Infection of the Artificial Damned

Eleventh Yeti and the Hamburger

Yeti Nebraska of the Anal Apparition

Battery-powered Yeti

Yeti Drink of the Neat Pecker

Yeti Erotica and the Blind Assault

Yeti Raisin of the Mexican Kitten

Flailing Yeti and the Ecstasy

Yeti Hiatus

Celtic Yeti and the Ageless Ether

Yeti Licker of the Insatiable Armageddon

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/17 "2006-01-18T02:09:21Z")

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**Doug** is a real wet blanket of a name, but here are a few reasonably good ones:

**Desperate Doug and the Electronic Human.** Some kind of downtown NYC performance art-noise act, probably.  
**Doug People.** Up with Doug People!  
**Doug Vagina.** Hey, I’ll take it where I can get it.  
**Doug Download.** And his Internet Pirates!  
**Doug O’Clock.**  
**Doug Tunnel.** \<teehee\>  
**Miserable Doug.**  
**Doug Controller.** Performance noise art again.  
**Utterly Doug.** Kinda has a ring to it, doncha think?  
**Part Doug.**

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/18 "2006-01-18T02:22:30Z")

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**Bumping Dick Penis and the Other Vulva**. WTF?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-generator-v1-0/340299/19 "2006-01-18T02:26:56Z")

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I plugged in “Sky” and got:

Sky of the Troubled Grape  
Shotgun Sky  
Muffled Sky and the Stereo Drawing  
Overdose of the Sky Feeling

With “Blue”, I got:

Blue Reverb of the Limited Realm  
Blue Maggot  
Obvious Blue of the Psychadelic Trim  
Depressing Blue and the Audible Research

“Mr.”:

Mr. Murphy and the Artistic Satire  
Mr. Eskimo and the Elated Whack  
Mr. Wafer and the Streaked Boner  
Mr. Falcon of the Normal Transport (sounds Pythonesque)  
“Mr. Blue Sky”:

Grinding Mr. Blue Sky  
Unwound Mr. Blue Sky of the Enraged Thrill  
Joyful Mr. Blue Sky and the Stench  
Mr. Blue Sky Riddance and the Panting Corruption
