# Band Name Synonym Game!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 26, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607 "2001-05-26T18:49:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/321 "2001-05-27T21:30:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pink kitten \*  
> Mad Croatian Inventor = Tesla?

D’oh!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/322 "2001-05-27T21:32:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KneadToKnow \*  
> \*\*And even sorrier to have been beaten to them.
> 
> **Ginger** , my goddess, how are you today? \*\*

I’m perfect, of course. Need you ask?

😉

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/323 "2001-05-27T21:32:42Z")

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Nope, it’s not The Nose.

We humans have more than one septum.

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**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/324 "2001-05-27T21:33:36Z")

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Let me give you a hint for Cheese Whiz Employment…Think _German_ Cheese Whiz

Here is another one…fairly obscure (not local though, known widely by enthusiasts)

Visually Impaired, Weiner, Scottish apple-archer

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/325 "2001-05-27T21:33:40Z")

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Euw, euw, euw…

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/326 "2001-05-27T21:35:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> I’m perfect, of course. Need you ask?
> 
> 😉

OK, I’m brain-damaged for the next 20 minutes or so. Y’all just continue on without me.

[sing song voice]  
She wiiiiinked at meeeeee  
[/sing song voice]

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/327 "2001-05-27T21:38:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> Euw, euw, euw…

Are you just going through and reading my posts? 🙂

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**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/328 "2001-05-27T21:39:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DMC \*  
> \*\*Nope, it’s not The Nose.
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> We humans have more than one septum. \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> > \*\*Euw, euw, euw… \*\*

From this response, I’m guessing… The 'Nads? :eek:

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/329 "2001-05-27T21:39:08Z")

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Nope. That was for the ‘other’ septum.

Wasn’t William Tell Swiss?

Or do you mean there is a crazed Scot launching apples at people?

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/330 "2001-05-27T21:39:55Z")

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There I was, driving down the autobahn, with a model by my side, when it hit me:

German Cheese Whiz = Kraftwerk

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/331 "2001-05-27T21:40:03Z")

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&&%@!!!

divided by septum = Heart  
this was second on my annoyance list behind the Eagles one.

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**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/332 "2001-05-27T21:40:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*Nope. That was for the ‘other’ septum.
> 
> Wasn’t William Tell Swiss?
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> Or do you mean there is a crazed Scot launching apples at people? \*\*

Think what William would be named if he were Scottish (maybe Irish, too)…

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/333 "2001-05-27T21:43:37Z")

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citrus fruit vision - Tangerine Dream

really, really shy people - Wallflowers

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/334 "2001-05-27T21:43:47Z")

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Okay, not obscure, just old.

Blind Willie McTell, bluesman extraordinaire.

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**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/335 "2001-05-27T21:46:07Z")

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Yeah DMC! You got Kraftwerk and Blind Willie McTell!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/336 "2001-05-27T21:48:32Z")

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Whoa! That afternoon at work just _flew_ by. 🙂

See you all later!

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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/337 "2001-05-27T22:44:58Z")

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Okey-dokey, so folks need clues:

\*Originally posted by OxyMoron \*:

**Prostitutes for Nazis** duplicate: Joy Division  
**Wordprocessing Pioneer “Journalist”** : Try Connie  
**Island of the mists** solved: Avalon  
**Highfalutin Herb** The herb you’ll need for Italian (one species) or Thai (another species)  
**Canada, or maybe Russia** solved: Big Country  
**The Lonely** Duplicate: Wallflowers  
**Whiplash Nun** Solved: Twisted Sister  
\*\*Divinity Craving \*\* Solved: Grace Jones/Jesus Jones (full credit, since it does fit the words)

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**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/338 "2001-05-27T22:45:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KneadToKnow \*  
> \*\*Set On Fire = Ignite  
> x^2 + y^2 = R^2 = Area \*\*

Neither are correct. The second one is an odd clue, I admit. Hint: Set is in the past tense.

**DynoSaur** and **Pink Kitten** both got “The Wallflowers” and the other posted answers to my questions were correct.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/339 "2001-05-27T22:47:53Z")

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Profound Amethyst = Deep Purple

HURRY = Rush

Tres Entryways Below = 3 Doors Down

Person Suffering an Asthma Attack = Weezer

Set On Fire = Lit

Oyster Product Jelly = Pearl Jam

It’s possible they’re extensively large = They Might Be Giants

Female Monarch = Queen

River of the Greek Underworld = Styx

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-name-synonym-game/66607/340 "2001-05-27T22:52:40Z")

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O.K. so I can’t resist this thread. Hats off to pink kitten! Props to all who participated!

Seducer Vacuum (80’s one hit wonders produced by member of The Automobiles)  
Defense Publications Habit (were apprehended shoplifting)  
Detached Stoners (Australian proto-rave, toured with Lean Young Dog)  
Vogue Contraption (70’s proto-electro, same label as Hurry Fashion)  
Big Score Pleasantry (80’s or should I say “Eighties”)  
Notes About Poon-Tang (Remember Bauhaus?)  
Appalling Isthmuses (Frugging beside the cement pond?)  
Pallet Argument (80’s hair band - use a thesaurus)  
Trepidation Plant (90’s hard house)

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