# Band names:  a taxonomic progression.

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**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 6, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469 "2004-04-06T01:14:46Z")
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### Author: ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/1 "2004-04-06T01:14:46Z")

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Every time I go music shopping, I’m struck by all the bands named for plants and animals. And the quirkier ones leave me wondering, “what species are still left, free for the taking?” So, listing all the band names recalling flora or fauna, in a [very!] crude taxonomic scheme is something I’ve actually been wanting to do for awhile. Fellow pop music naturalists who can contribute specimens or fossils are most welcome! NB: You get a lot of leeway with bands regarding mispellings and phrases…

Flora:  
Downy **Mildew**  
The Magic **Mushrooms**  
The Seeds  
Leaves  
The Leaves  
The Screaming Trees  
63 Trees  
**Pansy** Division  
The **Posies**  
Madder **Rose**  
The **Lilac** Time  
Lilys  
Black Eyed Peas  
The Electric **Prunes**  
**Strawberry** Alarm Clock  
**Strawberry** Switchblade  
Wild **Cherry**  
Blind **Melon**  
Smashing **Pumpkins**  
The Mighty **Lemon** Drops  
The **Lemon** heads  
Olive  
The Cranberries  
**Apples** In Stereo  
**Banana** rama  
Fauna (The **Animals** ):

The Lower Invertebrates (hey, a band name right there!), marine division:  
The Coral  
Blue **Oyster** Cult  
Jellyfish

Marine Vertebrates:  
Seahorse  
Eels  
Babel Fish  
Hootie & the **Blowfish**  
Hot **Tuna**  
Great White

Insects & other lower invertebrates, land division:  
The Nightcrawlers  
The Beatles  
Adam and the **Ants**  
The Bees; also, Voice of the Beehive

Dinosaurs:  
Dinosaur Jr.  
T-Rex

Reptiles:  
The Chameleons  
Tortoise  
The Turtles  
Snake River Conspiracy  
The Detroit **Cobras**

Amphibians:  
**Toad** the Wet Sprocket

Avians:  
The Byrds  
Blackbird  
Cock **Robin**  
The **Housemartins**  
Counting **Crows**  
A Flock of **Seagulls**  
**Seagulls** Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her  
The Wild **Swans**  
**Hawk** wind  
The **Eagles**

Mammals:  
Rodentia & similar –  
Mouse  
Modest Mouse  
**Squirrel** Nut Zippers  
The Judy **bats**  
Echo & the **Bunny** men  
**Possum** Dixon

Ungulates & similar –  
Lamb  
Ram Jam  
The High **Llamas**  
Grant Lee **Buffalo**  
Buffalo Tom  
Babe the Blue **Ox**  
Stealing **Horses**  
The Golden **Palominos**  
The Hippos

Felines –  
The Stray Cats  
Richard & The Young **Lions**

Canines –  
that dog.  
Pugs  
The Laughing **Dogs**  
The Fabulous **Poodles**  
Poi Dog Pondering  
Bloodhound Gang  
Los Lobos

Ursine –  
The Bears

Primates, lower & higher –  
The Blow **Monkeys**  
The Human Beinz  
The Human League

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Whew! Now, what’s interesting and still left for the taking (as far as I know)?

The Naked Mole Rats  
The Giant Hissing Madagascar Cockroaches  
The Lemurs  
The Hamsters  
The Lemmings  
Flounder  
Daddy Long-legs  
The Dik-Diks  
The Sloths  
The Hermit Crabs  
The Lampreys  
The Skunks (“I caught ‘The Skunks’ in a dive… and they stunk up the place!”)  
The Army Ants  
The Dung Beetles  
The Hammerheads  
Nutria  
…?

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### Author: ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/2 "2004-04-06T01:37:28Z")

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Oo! Fun!

Off the top of my head:

White Lion  
Whitesnake  
Guns’n’Roses  
Stone Roses  
Black Crowes

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#### Post date: [April 6, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/3 "2004-04-06T01:38:36Z")

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You forgot the Crickets!

and Phish.

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Is there a place for **Super Furry Animals**?

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### Author: ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/5 "2004-04-06T01:55:51Z")

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Yes, we have room for all critters! This thread is a veritable “Morning Zoo,” so fire away!

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#### Post date: [April 6, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/6 "2004-04-06T01:59:54Z")

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A trip to my CD shelf yielded the following additional bands:

Fishbone  
Rusted Root  
Manowar  
Red Hot Chili Peppers  
Buckwheat Zydeco  
Sponge  
Salt & Pepa (?)  
And what about the Indigo Girls? And Josie and the Pussycats? 🙂

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#### Post date: [April 6, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/7 "2004-04-06T02:10:59Z")

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I also raided our CDs for these:

16 Horsepower  
Babe the Blue Ox  
Eva Trout  
The Buck Pets  
Gorillaz  
Frog Pond  
Hepcat  
Jesus Lizard  
Mule (not to be confused with Gov’t Mule)  
Afghan Whigs (as in the dog)

and, if fictional animals apply:

Mogwai

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Is this only for the verifiable?

Surely there are some who have no problems believing in Pixies.

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#### Post date: [April 6, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/9 "2004-04-06T03:11:30Z")

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Avians:  
The Byrds  
Blackbird  
Cock **Robin**  
The **Housemartins**  
Counting **Crows**  
A Flock of **Seagulls**  
**Seagulls** Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her  
The Wild **Swans**  
**Hawk** wind  
The **Eagles**  
Black Crowes (added by **Green Bean** )

New:

The Flamingos  
The Penguins  
The Orioles  
The Skylarks

Mammals:  
Rodentia & similar –  
Mouse  
Modest Mouse  
**Squirrel** Nut Zippers  
The Judy **bats**  
Echo & the **Bunny** men  
**Possum** Dixon

New: Ratt

Ungulates & similar –  
Lamb  
Ram Jam  
The High **Llamas**  
Grant Lee **Buffalo**  
Buffalo Tom  
Babe the Blue **Ox**  
Stealing **Horses**  
The Golden **Palominos**  
The Hippos

Added: Mule, Gov’t Mule

New: Buffalo Springfield

Felines –  
The Stray Cats  
Richard & The Young **Lions**

Added: Hepcat, White Lion

New: Cat Stevens

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How could we have forgotten Snoop Dogg?

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Lessee… The Yardbirds (slang for chicken?) is the only one I can think of offhand.

But [Screaming Hairy Armadillo](http://www.msu.edu/~nixonjos/armadillo/chaetophractus.html) , [Vampire Squid](http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/VSquid.html) and [Paradoxical Frog](http://www.panteek.com/Shaw_Nodder/sn351.htm) would all make fine band names.

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#### Post date: [April 8, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/12 "2004-04-08T23:03:35Z")

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Avians:

The Jayhawks  
Doves  
Two Loons for Tea  
and I’m not sure this counts, but: Sheryl Crow

Ungulates:

Sparklehorse  
Snowpony

Felines:

Cat Power  
Los Tigres del Norte

Flora:

Supergrass

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#### Post date: [April 8, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/13 "2004-04-08T23:32:21Z")

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From my shelf (that has not been duplicated already)

**Invertebrates:**  
The Arrogant Worms  
Yellowjackets (mmmm, jazz)

**Vertebrates, Canine** :  
Three Dog Night

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#### Post date: [April 8, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/14 "2004-04-08T23:36:32Z")

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To be fair, **Pansy Division** isn’t exactly named after a flower, if you know what I’m sayin’.

But I’ll join in, though!

**Iris**  
**Skinny Puppy**

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Ones I haven’t seen on the list:

The **Squirrel** Nut Zippers

The Arrogant **Worms** [OK, On preview I’ve been beaten to them, but I like them, but I’ll leave them there. :p~.]

The **Bloodhound** Gang

Corky and the Juice **Pigs**

Seal

Gorillaz

**Zebra** head

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I’m not surprised that this is not remembered, but in in 1977 there was a hit single called ‘Don’t Fall In Love’ by:  
The Ferrets

Hope this helps.

🆒

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Oh dear.

The Grassroots.

And The Monkees?

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#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/18 "2004-04-09T00:16:36Z")

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Unsorted list from my collection:  
Black Cat Music  
Cows  
Eagles of Death Metal  
Finch  
Hot Snakes  
The Mexican Blackbirds  
Modey Lemon  
Operation Ivy  
Orange Peels  
Oranges Band  
Owls  
Red Monkey  
Sharks Keep Moving  
Soiled Doves  
Swans  
Tiger Army  
The Vines  
The Wrens

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#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/19 "2004-04-09T03:01:07Z")

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Here’s the list so far:

Flora:  
Downy Mildew  
The Magic Mushrooms  
Rusted Root  
The Seeds  
Prefab Sprout  
The Grass Roots  
Supergrass  
Leaves  
The Leaves  
The Vines  
Operation Ivy  
The Screaming Trees  
63 Trees  
Black Oak Arkansas  
Buckwheat Zydeco  
Indigo Girls  
Iris  
Pansy Division  
The Posies  
Guns 'n Roses  
Madder Rose  
Stone Roses  
The Lilac Time  
Lilys  
Red Hot Chili Peppers  
Salt & Pepa  
Black Eyed Peas  
The Electric Prunes  
The Raspberries  
The Strawbs  
Strawberry Alarm Clock  
Strawberry Switchblade  
Wild Cherry  
Blind Melon  
Smashing Pumpkins  
The Mighty Lemon Drops  
The Lemonheads  
Modey Lemon  
The Lemon Pipers  
Orange Peels  
Oranges Band  
Olive  
The Cranberries  
Apples In Stereo  
The Silver Apples  
Bananarama  
Fauna (The Animals):  
The Lower Invertebrates (hey, a band name right there!), marine division:  
The Coral  
Sponge  
Blue Oyster Cult  
Jellyfish  
Manowar

Marine Vertebrates:  
Seahorse  
Eels  
Phish  
Fishbone  
Babel Fish  
Hootie & the Blowfish  
Eva Trout  
Hot Tuna  
Sharks Keep Moving  
Great White

Insects & other lower invertebrates, land division:  
The Arrogant Worms  
The Nightcrawlers  
The Beatles  
Adam and the Ants  
The Crickets  
The Bees  
The Honeybees  
Voice of the Beehive  
Yellowjackets

Dinosaurs:  
Dinosaur Jr.  
T-Rex

Reptiles:  
The Chameleons  
Jesus Lizard  
Tortoise  
The Turtles  
The Mock Turtles  
Snake River Conspiracy  
Hot Snakes  
The Detroit Cobras  
Whitesnake

Amphibians:  
Frog Pond  
Toad the Wet Sprocket

Avians:  
The Byrds  
Blackbird  
The Mexican Blackbirds  
Cock Robin  
Doves  
Soiled Doves  
The Housemartins  
The Orioles  
Black Crows  
Counting Crows  
Finch  
The Skylarks  
The Wrens  
Owls  
The Partridge Family  
The Yardbirds  
A Flock of Seagulls  
Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her  
The Penguins  
Two Loons for Tea  
Swans  
The Wild Swans  
The Flamingos  
Hawkwind  
The Jayhawks  
The Eagles  
Eagles of Death Metal

Mammals: (Super Furry Animals; The Buck Pets)  
Rodentia & similar –  
Mouse  
Modest Mouse  
Ratt  
Squirrel Nut Zippers  
The Judybats  
Echo & the Bunnymen  
The Ferrets  
Possum Dixon

Ungulates & similar –  
Lamb  
Ram Jam  
Mule  
Gov’t Mule  
The High Llamas  
Cows  
Grant Lee Buffalo  
Buffalo Springfield  
Buffalo Tom  
Corky & the Juice Pigs  
Spacehog  
Babe the Blue Ox  
16 Horsepower  
Snowpony  
Sparklehorse  
Stealing Horses  
The Golden Palominos  
Zebrahead  
The Hippos

Felines –  
Cat Power  
Cat Stevens  
Black Cat Music  
Hepcat  
Josie and the Pussycats  
The Stray Cats  
Richard & The Young Lions  
White Lion  
Los Tigres del Norte  
Tiger Army

Canines –  
Skinny Puppy  
Afghan Whigs  
The Cavedogs  
Snoop Dogg  
that dog.  
Three Dog Night  
Pugs  
The Laughing Dogs  
The Fabulous Poodles  
Poi Dog Pondering  
Bloodhound Gang  
Los Lobos  
Howlin’ Wolf

Ursine –  
The Bears

Marine Mammals (Cetaceans & similar) –  
Seal

Primates, lower & higher –  
The Monkees  
The Blow Monkeys  
Red Monkey  
Gorillaz  
The Human Beinz  
The Human League

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### Author: ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
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Add **Le Tigre** to the list of felines.

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