# Band names:  a taxonomic progression.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 6, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469 "2004-04-06T01:14:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/21 "2004-04-09T05:31:19Z")

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Linda Ronstadt and The Stone Ponies  
Pussycat.  
The Dixie Chicks (okay- taking some liberties)  
The Bee Gees  
Blue Mink  
The Honeydrippers (big liberties)

I am revealing my record collections. I don’t have any Dixie Chicks, though.

😉

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**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/22 "2004-04-09T13:33:46Z")

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One more for the flora:

**Ivy**

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/23 "2004-04-09T14:11:09Z")

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I believe the name “Albert Speer’s Giant Squid” is still available.

No, scratch that, I’m using it. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/24 "2004-04-09T14:48:08Z")

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Smashing **Orange**  
Screeching **Weasel**  
**The Animals**  
Def **Leppard**  
Sprung **Monkey**  
**Robyn** Hitchcock and the Egyptians

Sounds like fictional animals:  
Dishwalla.  
Moby.

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/25 "2004-04-09T16:49:07Z")

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**Equine**

Crazy Horse

**Reptilian**

the Stray Gators

Oddly enough, both associated with Neil Young

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/26 "2004-04-09T21:21:24Z")

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If Ludovic has Def Lepperd, I want Steppenwolf!

And also

Noosha Fox- S-S-Single Bed

There was also a band called The Teddybears with ‘To Know Him is To Love Him’.

And, I am told there was a New York band called ‘Clockwork Orange’- before the movie.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/27 "2004-04-09T21:38:39Z")

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Insects:  
**Iron Butterfly**

Ungulates(sorta):  
**Captain Beefheart**

Rodenta:  
**Mouse and the Traps**

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**Author:** ![silverfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@silverfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silverfish)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/28 "2004-04-09T21:40:00Z")

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Apparently there’s a band called Silverfish, and silverfish are insects. I only know abou the band because someone on a different messageboard thought I might be named after them.

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**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/29 "2004-04-09T22:30:12Z")

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How about **Tripping Daisy** and the **Aquabats**?

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/30 "2004-04-09T23:38:46Z")

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Heh heh- clutching at straws here.

Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/31 "2004-04-09T23:52:58Z")

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Lee Hazlewood  
Hall and Oats.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/32 "2004-04-09T23:53:11Z")

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\*\*Wolfstone

The Oyster Band\*\*

**Monty Python** 😃

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/33 "2004-04-10T00:00:50Z")

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**Mammals, Canine:**

Bonzo Dog Band

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/34 "2004-04-10T01:02:05Z")

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Ooo. Forgot the Rainbow Butt Monkeys (now Finger 11).

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**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/35 "2004-04-10T01:33:39Z")

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Alright, I went through my CD list and found more:  
Fig Dish  
For Squirrels  
Hagfish  
Klover  
Korn  
Pantera  
Pig  
Pigface  
Skunk Anansie  
Soulfly  
Soup Dragons  
Temple of the Dog  
Toadies  
Whale

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/36 "2004-04-10T02:16:20Z")

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Another update to our teeming “Soundgarden”: 🙂

**Flora:**

Downy Mildew  
The Magic Mushrooms  
Rusted Root  
The Seeds  
Prefab Sprout  
The Grass Roots  
Supergrass  
Klover  
Leaves  
The Leaves  
The Vines  
Ivy  
Operation Ivy  
The Honeydrippers  
The Screaming Trees  
63 Trees  
Black Oak Arkansas  
Buckwheat Zydeco  
Korn  
Tripping Daisy  
Indigo Girls  
Iris  
Pansy Division  
The Posies  
Guns 'n Roses  
Madder Rose  
Stone Roses  
The Lilac Time  
Lilys  
Red Hot Chili Peppers  
Salt & Pepa  
Black Eyed Peas  
The Electric Prunes  
The Raspberries  
The Strawbs  
Strawberry Alarm Clock  
Strawberry Switchblade  
Wild Cherry  
Blind Melon  
Smashing Pumpkins  
The Mighty Lemon Drops  
The Lemonheads  
Modey Lemon  
The Lemon Pipers  
Orange Peels  
Oranges Band  
Clockwork Orange  
Smashing Orange  
Olive  
Black Grape  
The Cranberries  
Apples In Stereo  
The Silver Apples  
Fig Dish  
Bananarama  
Kid Creole and the Coconuts  
The Yohimbe Brothers  
**Fauna :** (The Animals)

The Lower Invertebrates (band name!), marine division:  
The Coral  
Sponge  
The Oyster Band  
Blue Oyster Cult  
Jellyfish  
Manowar

Marine Vertebrates:  
The Seahorses  
Eels  
Phish  
Fishbone  
Babel Fish  
Hagfish  
Hootie & the Blowfish  
Reel Big Fish  
Eva Trout  
Hot Tuna  
Sharks Keep Moving  
Great White

Insects & other lower invertebrates, land division:  
The Arrogant Worms  
The Nightcrawlers  
The Beatles  
Adam and the Ants  
Silverfish  
The Crickets  
Iron Butterfly  
Soulfly  
The Bees  
The Bee Gees  
The Honeybees  
Voice of the Beehive  
Yellowjackets

Dinosaurs:  
Dinosaur Jr.  
T-Rex

Reptiles:  
The Chameleons  
Jesus Lizard  
Lizard Music  
Tortoise  
The Turtles  
The Mock Turtles  
Snake River Conspiracy  
Hot Snakes  
The Detroit Cobras  
Monty Python  
Whitesnake  
The Stray Gators

Amphibians:  
Frog Pond  
Toadies  
Toad the Wet Sprocket

Avians:  
The Byrds  
Blackbird  
The Mexican Blackbirds  
Cock Robin  
Doves  
Soiled Doves  
The Housemartins  
The Orioles  
Black Crows  
Counting Crows  
Finch  
The Skylarks  
The Wrens  
Owls  
The Dixie Chicks  
The Partridge Family  
The Yardbirds  
A Flock of Seagulls  
Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her  
The Penguins  
Two Loons for Tea  
Swans  
The Wild Swans  
The Flamingos  
Hawkwind  
The Jayhawks  
The Eagles  
Eagles of Death Metal  
\*\*Mammals: \*\* (Super Furry Animals; The Buck Pets)

Rodentia & similar –  
Mouse  
Modest Mouse  
Mouse & the Traps  
Ratt  
For Squirrels  
Squirrel Nut Zippers  
Aquabats  
The Judybats  
Echo & the Bunnymen  
Possum Dixon  
The Ferrets  
Screaming Weasel  
Skunk Anansie  
Noosha Fox  
Blue Mink

Ungulates & similar –  
Lamb  
Ram Jam  
Mule  
Gov’t Mule  
The High Llamas  
Cows  
Captain Beefheart  
Grant Lee Buffalo  
Buffalo Springfield  
Buffalo Tom  
Corky & the Juice Pigs  
Pig  
Pigface  
Spacehog  
Babe the Blue Ox  
Crazy Horse  
Equine  
The Golden Palominos  
16 Horsepower  
Snowpony  
Sparklehorse  
Stealing Horses  
The Telstar Ponies  
Zebrahead  
The Hippos

Felines –  
Cat Power  
Cat Stevens  
Black Cat Music  
Hepcat  
Josie and the Pussycats  
Pussycat  
The Stray Cats  
Richard & The Young Lions  
White Lion  
Le Tigre  
Los Tigres del Norte  
Def Leppard  
Pantera  
Tiger Army

Canines –  
Skinny Puppy  
Afghan Whigs  
Bonzo Dog Band  
The Cavedogs  
Snoop Dogg  
that dog.  
Three Dog Night  
Pugs  
The Laughing Dogs  
The Fabulous Poodles  
Poi Dog Pondering  
Temple of the Dog  
Bloodhound Gang  
Los Lobos  
Howlin’ Wolf  
Steppenwolf  
Wolfstone

Ursine –  
The Bears  
The Teddybears

Marine Mammals (Cetaceans & similar) –  
Seal  
Whale

Primates, lower & higher –  
The Monkees  
The Blow Monkeys  
The Rainbow Butt Monkeys  
Red Monkey  
Sprung Monkey  
Gorillaz  
The Human Beinz  
The Human League  
Man…Or Astro-Man?

Fantasy Creatures –  
Pixies  
Soup Dragons

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/37 "2004-04-10T02:42:36Z")

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Cranes.  
Lambchop.

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**Author:** ![Winterwren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Winterwren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winterwren)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names-a-taxonomic-progression/238469/38 "2004-04-10T16:55:13Z")

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For fantasy creatures:  
Aslan  
Phoenyx

for Flora:  
Heavy Vegetable  
The Laurels

for insects:  
The Mayflies

For animals:  
Bunnygrunt  
Cats Laughing  
Caveman Shoestore  
Henry Cow (?)  
The Frogs  
The Gerbils  
Livehuman  
Lounge Lizards  
Mice Parade  
Matching Mole  
Swan Dive Circle

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