Band names that deserve better bands

I really don’t see how they could have been better or cooler.

S’all good, Hal…if I went around apologizing to people for thinking their favorite band sucked, I’d never get anything else done! That said, I can’t let it stand uncommented. If it’s rockier rock you want, try Roland’s solo album, specifically the tracks “Ticket to the World” and “Dandelion”.

When I first heard the name Sigur Ros, my original thought was “Nordic death metal”, not “Icelandic background music”. I was pleased to find out I was wrong, but I have to feel for any metal fans who thought the same way I did. Just imagine expecting Hellhammer and winding up with Yanni.

Also, music by anyone called Tower of Power needs to be a lot more hard-hitting than that.

AC/DC were a glam rock band originally and so chose an appropriately androgynous name. Doesn’t really suit their heavy rock schtick though, does it.

I’m sorry, but this song beats Yanni’s entire output hands down.

Hellhammer is definitely not as awesome as their name. I realize that they were pretty cutting edge at the time, but they just haven’t aged well.

They put you to sleep and made you constipated?