# Band Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names/23855>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 28, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names/23855 "2000-06-28T13:10:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names/23855/61 "2000-07-18T04:28:42Z")

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My h.s. marching band was billed as the “West Plains Zizzer Band.” Oh brother, we SUCKED.

Other possibilities:  
-Yellow Snow (a blatant rip-off of Frank Zappa, and one we proudly used at state music festival, much to the horror of our director and judges)  
-The Cypriots  
-Disputed Border  
-Baguette Junkies  
-ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (performs only at Christmas)  
-The Quiltin’ Grannies Hootenanny

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**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names/23855/62 "2000-07-19T21:18:09Z")

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Inferior Chinese Pandas.

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**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/band-names/23855/63 "2000-07-20T17:16:51Z")

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Ellery Celery and The Vegatones  
Gunbunnies  
Ashtray Baby Head  
Zorro and the Blue Footballs

and my favorite

Los Piejos Viejos

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