# Bands with genital names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 5, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789 "2003-09-05T18:43:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/1 "2003-09-05T18:43:55Z")

</div>

It’s a fertile topic:

**Sex Pistols** (and, by extension, **Celibate Rifles** )  
**The Slits**  
**Y-Pants**  
**Hole**  
**Pearl Jam**  
**Revolting Cocks**  
**Anal C\*nts**  
**Snatches of Pink**  
**The Dicks**  
**The Hard-Ons**  
**The Genitorturers**

…you get the idea.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/2 "2003-09-05T18:50:49Z")

</div>

Hitler’s other nut?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/3 "2003-09-05T18:59:21Z")

</div>

All I can come up with is Citizen Dick…

Oh, does Eric Johnson count?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/4 "2003-09-05T19:00:46Z")

</div>

**Third Eye Blind**

of course they qualify for being a limp dick band anyhow

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LSD-25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d78d45/32.png) [@LSD-25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSD-25)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/5 "2003-09-05T19:15:45Z")

</div>

The Lovin Spoonful  
10CC (if you believe the stories)  
Flaming Lips  
Butthole Surfers (near the genitals anyway)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/6 "2003-09-05T19:20:59Z")

</div>

_LSD-25_ wrote:

> [@](#):
>
> Butthole Surfers (near the genitals anyway)

_Cream Corn from the Socket of Davis_ is one of the most obscene-sounding album titles in history.

If we go there we can include **Butt Trumpet**.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/7 "2003-09-05T19:27:51Z")

</div>

Talking Heads? 🙂

And also getting close: Steely Dan (dildo)…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/8 "2003-09-05T19:28:37Z")

</div>

Limp Biskit

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/9 "2003-09-05T19:31:35Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Dragon Phoenix \*  
> \*\*Talking Heads? 🙂
> 
> \*\*

The band put out an album after David Byrne split called _No Talking Just Head_ 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/10 "2003-09-05T19:36:25Z")

</div>

my favorites…  
Nashville Pussy  
and  
Alabama Thunder Pussy

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/11 "2003-09-05T19:45:13Z")

</div>

How is The Lovin Spoonful a genital reference?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LSD-25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d78d45/32.png) [@LSD-25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSD-25)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/12 "2003-09-05T20:01:35Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Walloon \*  
> \*\*How is The Lovin Spoonful a genital reference? \*\*

It’s a euphemism for semen, like Pearl Jam.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/13 "2003-09-05T20:20:53Z")

</div>

Kate Bush, and Bush 😉  
Captain Beefheart, I heard the name Beefheart came from the discription of his uncle’s helmet.

And allmost every Jazz player’s nickname is a sexual euphemism.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LSD-25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d78d45/32.png) [@LSD-25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSD-25)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/14 "2003-09-05T20:36:57Z")

</div>

Tool  
Arab Strap

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/15 "2003-09-05T20:40:45Z")

</div>

The Rolling Stones

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/16 "2003-09-05T21:12:20Z")

</div>

Great White

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/17 "2003-09-05T21:27:23Z")

</div>

[The Dickies](http://www.thedickiesarchives.com/) 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/18 "2003-09-05T21:43:12Z")

</div>

Well, there’s always the Stone Temple Pilots. They’re sort of secretly genital-oriented: before they were the Stone Temple Pilots, they were Shirley Temple’s Pussy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/19 "2003-09-05T22:03:37Z")

</div>

I thought of a few more:

**The Muffs**  
**Snatch and the Poontangs**  
**Mangina**

…and, if we’re going there:

**Fudge Tunnel**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/20 "2003-09-05T22:05:18Z")

</div>

Oh, and:

**Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts**

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789.md?page=2)
