# Bands with genital names **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 5, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789 "2003-09-05T18:43:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/21 "2003-09-05T22:15:05Z")
Don’t forget **Nine Inch Nails**. ---
**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/22 "2003-09-05T22:23:16Z")
Probably **Whitesnake** , but I don’t know. Any mulletheads out there? ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/23 "2003-09-05T22:52:00Z")
I heard of a band called the Revolting Cocks once. I think they’re an old punk group. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/24 "2003-09-05T22:53:58Z")
Oh, and this doesn’t really count as far as a band name, but we have an old record downstairs titled _The Swinging Organ_. It features a buncha organists on a Hammond B-3. ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/25 "2003-09-05T23:06:24Z")
**Crucified Toad and the Sex Organs**. Of course. ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/26 "2003-09-05T23:30:18Z")
Toad the Wet Sprocket. ---
**Author:** ![penny\_dreadful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@penny\_dreadful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penny_dreadful)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/27 "2003-09-05T23:35:47Z")
Most of the ones I thought of were already taken. But there’s still: \*\* Penis Fly-trap, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies\*\*? And, ew… **Throbbing Gristle** ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/28 "2003-09-06T01:50:23Z")
**Armageddon Dildos The Celebate Rifles Mother Love Bone Daddy Hate Box** ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/29 "2003-09-06T02:32:03Z")
Don’t forget Poppa Chubby ---
**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/30 "2003-09-06T02:48:10Z")
**Schlong** **Small Ball Paul** **Power Snatch** **CWA** (C\*nts With Attitude) And, tangentially: **Jackofficers** and **Tribe 8**. Also, Camper Van Beethoven’s label **Pitch-a-Tent Records**. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/31 "2003-09-06T04:15:37Z")
Buzzcocks Butthole Surfers (not quite genitalia, but close enough) ---
**Author:** ![Sacrilegium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f05b48/32.png) [@Sacrilegium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sacrilegium)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/32 "2003-09-06T05:25:38Z")
[Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles](http://artists.modernrock.com/Dick+Delicious+and+the+Tasty+Testicles) [Cock And Ball Torture](http://www.cockandball.net/) [Anal Blast](http://www.violatedrot.com/analblast/) ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/33 "2003-09-06T05:30:01Z")
A couple of weeks ago I had the pleasure of seeing **The Hard Ons**. The bass player gave me his pick. Yay me. Do **Machine Gun Fellatio** count? ---
**Author:** ![ColonelMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@ColonelMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelMoose)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/34 "2003-09-06T08:19:00Z")
Hmm… I caught a **Smegma** performance tonight. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/35 "2003-09-06T09:49:48Z")
I remember seeing a band name **Thrusting Squirters**. Subtle. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/36 "2003-09-06T09:57:26Z")
A friend of mine, in his younger days, used to be in a band called **When William Came** … ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/37 "2003-09-06T13:22:26Z")
Nobody has mentioned Tool yet. ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/38 "2003-09-06T14:26:05Z")
Bob Cock and the Yellow Sock And getting close–Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys ---
**Author:** ![LSD-25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d78d45/32.png) [@LSD-25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSD-25)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/39 "2003-09-06T16:26:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gail \* > \*\*Nobody has mentioned Tool yet. \*\* Apart from me 🙂 While I’m here there’s also… **John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band** and **Pink** ---
**Author:** ![Brad\_Pittiful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Brad\_Pittiful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Pittiful)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bands-with-genital-names/199789/40 "2003-09-06T17:23:53Z")
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