# Banish one person from your country, forever. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 29, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093 "2009-05-29T21:43:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/21 "2009-05-30T02:05:06Z")
The next person who says, “Bush.” I mean, isn’t the retro-hating getting a little trite? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/22 "2009-05-30T02:16:31Z")
I second Fred Phelps. He’s the only person whose death I will dance a jig for. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/23 "2009-05-30T02:21:45Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Exactly. it’s a much smaller world than the one Napoleon bot banished from. Perhaps he could team up with Bender, Calculon, Hedonism Bot, The Robot Devil, and the Head Of Richard Nixon to form the Robotic League Of Calamitous Intent? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/24 "2009-05-30T02:22:21Z")
Getting rid of somebody like Coulter or Limbaugh or O’Reilly would make this country a better place. But they’re just loud and annoying. So I’m going to target for impact and exile John Roberts. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/25 "2009-05-30T03:36:04Z")
Dana Carvey. Because fuck him I hate him. ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/26 "2009-05-30T03:39:03Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Getting rid of somebody like Coulter or Limbaugh or O’Reilly would make this country a better place. But they’re just loud and annoying. So I’m going to target for impact and exile John Roberts. Yeah, I’m waffling on that. Scalia is the louder and possibly the more influential at present, but Roberts is younger _and_ the Chief Justice. I’m assuming Thomas is too quiet to have a huge impact beyond his own vote, Alito doesn’t seem to project great force, and Kennedy is the most moderate of the conservatives. THen there’s Rove, who still may have the potential to create a political dynasty. Gingrich, who has the possibility of a Presidential comeback, and the gift of sounding perfectly intelligent and reasonable when he’s speaking in a venue where IQs exceed shoe sizes. Cheney, who is certainly doing his best to see that torture becomes a permanent part of our intelligence-gathering toolset is another real possibility. And you can never go wrong with Rush. Still, I think I’d probably end up with you, **Nemo**. Roberts, you’re out! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/27 "2009-05-30T04:03:47Z")
Michael Jackson? ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/28 "2009-05-30T04:14:54Z")
John D’Orazio. Or maybe Stephen Conroy. ---
**Author:** ![vintageloveletter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8e8cbc/32.png) [@vintageloveletter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vintageloveletter)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/29 "2009-05-30T04:51:56Z")
Rachel Ray. Peace out! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/30 "2009-05-30T08:12:12Z")
Kevin Bacon. Just to see whether all actors spontaneously forget who they’ve ever acted with. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/31 "2009-05-30T10:08:42Z")
Tony Danza. He’s my celebrity nemesis. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/32 "2009-05-30T12:45:47Z")
[Geert Wilders](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geert_Wilders), a Dutch neocon (though atheist) politician that’s been gaining an alarmingly big following the past few years. Whereas his spiritual predecessor Pim Fortuyn (murdered in 2002) had some flair at least, Wilders is all hatred and no charm. An intellectual amoebe, feeding the gut feelings of the great unwashed - and fuck me, it appears to be working. I guess a country deserves the government it gets, but DAMN, is this place going down the shitter fast. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/33 "2009-05-30T13:48:22Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > I second Fred Phelps. He’s the only person whose death I will dance a jig for. Don’t second him! Pick another member of his family. If we work together we can expel the entire hive. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/34 "2009-05-30T13:51:18Z")
Phread Phelps is just a figurehead. I’d go with his daugher Shirley Phelps-Roper, total lunatic, pure hatred, and the mother of a bastard son. If anyone else isn’t screaming 24/7/365 that not screaming 24//365 that being a fag is wrong, she thinks they are going to hell. Yet she goes around fornicating. She thinks that she’s so holy But she can’t even spell. The truth is that she’s whore-y With an “R” and not an “L.” And she’s going straight to hellllll. So you better watch out. Better cover your eyes. When Shirley opens up it’s a horrible surprise. Shirley Phelps is spreading her legs. ---
**Author:** ![myriad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@myriad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myriad)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/35 "2009-05-30T17:13:45Z")
Paris Hilton ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/36 "2009-05-30T21:01:51Z")
Bye bye Brett Favre. Now we know your not playing for any U.S. team again.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/37 "2009-05-30T21:11:01Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Phread Phelps is just a figurehead. I’d go with his daugher Shirley Phelps-Roper, total lunatic, pure hatred, and the mother of a bastard son. If anyone else isn’t screaming 24/7/365 that not screaming 24//365 that being a fag is wrong, she thinks they are going to hell. Yet she goes around fornicating. I think it’s her older sister Margie who had the kid(Jacob) out of wedlock. Margie’s never been married, but Shirley is. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/38 "2009-05-30T23:08:50Z")
Jack Chick, but only if we can insure that none of his tracts make it back into the USA. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/39 "2009-05-31T00:20:50Z")
But has anyone ever actually _seen_ Jack Chick, other than his tracts? ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banish-one-person-from-your-country-forever/498093/40 "2009-05-31T04:30:34Z")
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