Banks, Taxes, and the British Royal Family.. ?

This reduces our national debt from $7.8045 trillion to $7.8044 trillion. Y-y-y-yes!

Who would win in a fight between Queen Elizabeth II and a Tyrannosaurus rex?

a) The Queen
b) The Tyrannosaurus
c) It would depend on how much prey the Queen was digesting when she initiated the attack

Batman, if he was prepared.

This thread really symbolizes the entirety of the Straight Dope, you notice that?

I think we’re close, but I’d suggest we still need something about gay marriage and strict construction of the 14th Amendment, and we’d be there.

Don’t forget this one:

[newbie GQ] Hey, does anyone know if this 9/11 flash animation is true? [/newbie GQ]