# BANNED Friends **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2012, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364 "2012-01-04T09:05:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/21 "2012-01-04T22:36:20Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > So your gettin’ the BANNED back together? This is one of those times I wish we had “Like” buttons. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/22 "2012-01-04T23:26:47Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > So your gettin’ the BANNED back together? Mmmm, it seems to be more like a “Banned Aid” type of thing. \*There’s a world outside your window, and it’s a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears… \*ETA: _…Well, Thank God tonight it’s them, instead of you!_ ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/23 "2012-01-05T17:36:32Z")
“It’s OK, I’m with the BANNED.” ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/24 "2012-01-06T18:14:12Z")
(showing my age) I was banned once but just in Boston. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/25 "2012-01-07T04:25:43Z")
STOP IT WITH THE BANNED JOKES I’M GONNA REPORT ALL OF YOU AND GET YOU BANNED … after I add you. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/26 "2012-01-07T05:12:05Z")
So, we’d all be BANNED on the run, then? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/27 "2012-01-07T06:14:42Z")
Shall we fight each other for the honor of your friendship? You know, Battle of the BANNEDs style? But seriously, if you defriend everyone who isn’t already banned, how will you get new banned friends? Hope they message you quick before the banhammer falls? ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/28 "2012-01-07T06:45:47Z")
or… Parasitic Oh-No Banned ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/29 "2012-05-17T02:35:51Z")
Important update! I’ve added **BigBertha** to my collection. I am truly a connoisseur of BANNED Dopers. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/30 "2012-05-17T02:44:36Z")
I was hoping this thread was about real-life friends who were banned. Perhaps from certain establishments, or the company of one’s spouse or other family member. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/31 "2012-05-17T04:10:23Z")
Just add everyone on here. We did all get banned a while a back… ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/32 "2012-05-17T17:20:26Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I’m considering breaking friendships with everyone who doesn’t have the BANNED tag under their name. So if any of you experience a sudden, crushing depression it’s either the weight of the guilt of all the horrible things you’ve done, an understanding of the inevitability of death or you’ve just been defriended on the Dope. > > So far I have two banned friends. If you anticipate being banned in the future you may apply for SDMB friendship. I will build the largest collection of BANNED members this board has ever seen! And you could be a part of it! > > Edit: Maybe this should have gone in MPSIMS. If it helps, I have that under my screen name on about 10 sites. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/33 "2012-05-17T17:24:13Z")
> [@dngnb8](#): > > If it helps, I have that under my screen name on about 10 sites. Well then add me as soon as possible before you get banned here and I miss the chance to add you! ---
**Author:** ![The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_wind_of_my_soul)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364/34 "2012-05-17T17:27:18Z")
Wouldn’t that suck if you de-friended someone who then got banned? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-friends/608364.md?page=1)