# Banned from the SDMB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 17, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332 "2004-11-17T20:46:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/1 "2004-11-17T20:46:52Z")

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What words or phrases would you like to see banned from the SDMB?

OK I’m using the word banned for effect, but what would you like everyone to agree to discontinue using on a voluntary basis? I think some things are used too often or instead of real communication.

My nominees are:

meme

strawman

“google is your friend”  
Please don’t look up any of my posts, I know I have used them myself. In fact I used meme today(but I did cringe when I did it).

You got any nominees or does anything go?

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/2 "2004-11-17T20:50:34Z")

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What the hell does “meme” mean? Me Me? Short for memorandum?

Whatever you decide, you must keep “Meh.” It’s a great word.

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**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/3 "2004-11-17T20:52:11Z")

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**PunditLisa** : [Google is your friend](http://www.google.com/search?q=meme).

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/4 "2004-11-17T20:55:33Z")

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1. Hi Opal!

Such a horribly tired old phrase that met its maker several years ago. Unfortunately, people are still constantly digging it up and using it. STOP IT!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/5 "2004-11-17T20:57:43Z")

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Strawman, yes. I’ve seen conversations go like this:

**Poster1** : Makes a slightly inflammatory point.  
**Poster 2** : Makes refutations, 1,2,3  
**Poster1** :

> [@Poster2](#):
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> Refutation 1

Strawman.

> [@Poster2](#):
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> Refutation 2

Strawman.

> [@Poster2](#):
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> Refutation 3

Strawman.

I mean, how the hell can you have a debate with somebody like that?

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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/6 "2004-11-17T21:04:35Z")

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I think we should ban any term a poster learned in their high school debate class. Strawman would be included, but so would so many others. Great Debates is filled with this:

**Poster 1** : Bush couldn’t have won because I don’t know anyone who voted for him.

**Poster 2** : Ahh but that argument is a classic _ad hoc ipsa loquitor_ fallacy.

For those of us not on the debate team simple English will usually suffice.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/7 "2004-11-17T21:06:00Z")

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> [@cheddarsnax](#):
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> **PunditLisa** : [Google is your friend](http://www.google.com/search?q=meme).

smartass  
😃

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**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/8 "2004-11-17T21:14:31Z")

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Red states  
Blue states  
recount  
Bush  
Kerry  
gay marriage  
abortion  
fundamentalist  
evangelical  
Iraq

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/9 "2004-11-17T21:14:57Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> smartass

Include this. It gives the dumbasses a complex. 😉

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**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/10 "2004-11-17T21:25:04Z")

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I would favor a ban of ‘e.’ But I am highly against 'e’s, so I think my opinion counts for naught.

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/11 "2004-11-17T21:32:02Z")

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> [@audiobottle](#):
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> I would favor a ban of ‘e.’ But I am highly against 'e’s, so I think my opinion counts for naught.

Nicely done . . . but you forgot the one in your username. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/12 "2004-11-17T21:32:31Z")

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The rolleyes smiley. I fucking HATE that thing and it makes me see red any time I run across it. And if it’s used in reply to one of my posts, I’m ready to kill. I can handle condescension… hell, I’m as bad as anyone about it, but there is just something about that emoticon that induces blind rage. Maybe the extra smarminess?

Also, any in-joke that’s more than a week old. Assuming they were even funny in the first place (and 99% of the time, they weren’t), in-jokes have a very finite shelf life and lose their humor fast.

“Hi, Opal”, “I burning your dog”, and “1920’s Style Death Rays” are just obnoxious anymore.

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**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/13 "2004-11-17T21:33:13Z")

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The rolleyes smiley must stay. It’s my favorite!

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**Author:** ![Boldface\_Type](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@Boldface\_Type](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boldface_Type)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/14 "2004-11-17T21:35:15Z")

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I would like to ban ‘and’, ‘it’, ‘the’, ‘of’ , all prepositions and the word ‘epiglottis’.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/15 "2004-11-17T21:37:13Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> “Hi, Opal”, “I burning your dog”, and “1920’s Style Death Rays” are just obnoxious anymore.

OG SMASH!!!

I’m so sorry for that - I couldn’t resist. When come back, I’ll bring pie.

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/16 "2004-11-17T21:38:56Z")

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> [@Elenia28](#):
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> Strawman, yes. I’ve seen conversations go like this:
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> **Poster1** : Makes a slightly inflammatory point.  
> **Poster 2** : Makes refutations, 1,2,3  
> **Poster1** : Strawman. Strawman. Strawman.
> 
> I mean, how the hell can you have a debate with somebody like that?

Logical arguments? 😃

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/17 "2004-11-17T21:43:33Z")

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That said …

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/18 "2004-11-17T21:48:16Z")

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> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#):
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> Logical arguments? 😃

Then that post would be called a strawman _ad hoc ergo proctor hoc summa cum laude cognito ergo sum ad infinitum._

Thank you **fruitbat**

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/19 "2004-11-17T22:05:04Z")

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I love the rolleyes smiley, too: granted, it’s extremely condescending when used incorrectly, but when the situation calls for one there’s really no substitute.

> [@Jeep's Phoenix](#):
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> When come back, I’ll bring pie.

That one’s my favorite! 😃

I wasn’t here when it started, but I’ve seen the originating cartoon (thanks to a link provided in one of the “explain this Doperism” threads that pop up like whacked moles). Just thinking about that line makes me chuckle to myself. Heh. 🙂

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-from-the-sdmb/275332/20 "2004-11-17T22:11:50Z")

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This thread belongs in MPSIMS (GD, Cafe Society, or any of the other forum categories) and the poster is not a mod. If someone posts in the wrong forum, let a mod do their job.

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