# Banned posters, in jokes, and posterity

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 19, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080 "2002-03-19T18:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/61 "2002-03-22T04:00:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Minor Irritant \*  
> \*\*Anybody want to post some links, or at least tell a (relative) newbie what to search for? \*\*

[Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47631) a thread with links to all the **Jack Dean Tyler** threads. There’s quite a lot of material there.  
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37697) is the infamous **FreakFreely** meltdown.  
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65556) is the last of the **fatherjohn** threads, but it has links to the earlier ones of interest in a post of mine near the bottom of the first page.  
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77020) is the most amusing of the **jally** threads, and also has links to others.

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/62 "2002-03-22T05:41:59Z")

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Manny people seem to have fond memories of the early days.  
Jill  
_Also_ a trained statistician.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/63 "2002-03-22T13:41:15Z")

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Ok, I know no one will ever answer me, but I still have to ask. . . .

What ever happened with the Phaedybucks thing? Did Manny ever get paid? Is this a ‘taboo’ subject?  
😕

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/64 "2002-03-22T13:47:13Z")

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Just to add one note on all of this, for the newer crowd.

It’s not really ‘the thing to do’ do post in these old threads and make them active. Read them, enjoy them, and laugh your ass off at some of them, but please don’t dredge them up from the depths of the archives as current threads.

Oh, and another memory of fondness, the all time classic “You wanna stick that thing Where!?” :eek: , was in MPSIMS, search under Satan. 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/65 "2002-03-22T14:04:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> At the risk of gross immodesty, a short list of trolls/socks/banned posters (who can be searched for) can be found [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95029&highlight=booboo%2A), and all set to the tune of the Beach Boy’s Kokomo! How can you go wrong?

I liked your “Banned on the Run” even better, **Fenris**. (Same post, sports fans. :))

No one explained this one:

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> as I was websurfing in all capital letters from my wireless connection to the FBI

That would have been **FORMERAGENT**.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/66 "2002-03-22T15:06:16Z")

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[hijack]  
Someone claiming to be [url"[http://bb.bbboy.net/straightdope-viewthread?forum=6&thread=131](http://bb.bbboy.net/straightdope-viewthread?forum=6&thread=131)"]WB has paid a visit to our temporary home.  
[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/67 "2002-03-22T17:14:52Z")

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WB is still very much around, he mostly hangs out on Una’s board, from what I’ve seen though.

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/68 "2002-03-22T17:48:48Z")

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Does he? He must have a different SN over there. Don’t tell me what it is, though. I likes a bit of mystery.

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**Author:** ![scotth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@scotth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotth)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/69 "2002-03-22T17:48:49Z")

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Has any banned member ever been allowed to return?

Just curious.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/70 "2002-03-22T17:57:01Z")

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Mike Masterson was Silo for a long while. If there are any previously banned posters still posting (with permission) they are keeping very quiet about it and I can’t say that I blame them.

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**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/71 "2002-03-22T19:00:26Z")

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**scotth** , at least one poster was able to credibly explain what happened and was reinstated as a poster.  
Many of the banned go too far out on a limb before their banning to ever credibly explain their way back.

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/72 "2002-03-22T19:47:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by scotth \*  
> \*\*Has any banned member ever been allowed to return?
> 
> Just curious. \*\*

I know of two for sure, but I don’t want to mention their names for fear of reopening old wounds.

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**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/73 "2002-03-23T03:32:25Z")

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Wow.

I’ve only just begun to read all this stuff, but wow. How do these people find out about us?

Thanks, **Protesilaus** , **Fenris** , and **scotth** , for posting links to this craziness. It’s good reading.

Oh, and “GOTCHA YA!” is funny even if you don’t get the reference.😃

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/74 "2002-03-23T05:02:39Z")

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I love you all so much. I won’t even tell you how long I’ve spent now following links from this thread, but I’ve laughed out loud more than once.

Og is pleased. May the blessing of Og be on your houses.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/75 "2002-03-23T05:42:21Z")

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While we’re reminiscing, I’d like to nominate another looney for the hall of fame: [**ScOo\_gUy**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78182&highlight=Floyd+Wizard)

This person **knew** in his heart of hearts that **The Dark Side of the Moon** was intentionally produced as the soundtrack to **The Wizard of Oz** and proved most resilient in his resistance to rational argument.

His flames were crude and pathetic, but he was a genius at evading sane debate. Valiant dopers would construct an airtight case of logic and facts and **ScOo\_gUy** would escape like a demented Houdini, back to his alternate reality where every connection his fertile imagniation invented was attributed to a conspiracy in the real world.

Not even **Og** could have beaten a clue into dear **ScOo\_gUy**.

And, to veer this hijack back slightly in the direction of the OP, he was never banned. He can come back and reprise his one-note symphony or defend himself.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/76 "2002-03-23T07:13:37Z")

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Nothing will ever beat “GOTCHA YA” IMO. I laugh whenever I think of that, and then the [“Would Are Eco Sytem be Ok If We Extincted Mosquitos?”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83579) thread… god, I am dying!

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/77 "2002-03-23T07:31:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Has any banned member ever been allowed to return?
> 
> Just curious.

I can’t tell you the number, but I can tell you that I’m one of them…maybe the first even…

“They” allowed me to return after my heartfelt public apology and a promise that I’d be…more well behaved… Oh, and they made me change my name. Oh, and they deleted about 800 of my posts. Some of them might still be here and there…if you are interested, search under **Contestant #3**.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/78 "2002-03-24T20:06:34Z")

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I’ll take whats behind door number two, if you dont mind…😉

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/79 "2002-03-24T22:19:16Z")

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Yeah…right…you want me badly and it shows.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banned-posters-in-jokes-and-posterity/99080/80 "2002-03-25T14:38:28Z")

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:rolleyes: 🆒

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