# Banning disco\*bot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496>\
**Category:** Site Feedback\
**Created:** [July 16, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496 "2020-07-16T14:06:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/241 "2020-08-17T14:12:48Z")

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I’d be fine if **discobot** had to follow the same rules as every regular poster. That is, being a jerk to **discobot** would be prohibited. But, **discobot** could be muted by posters.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/242 "2020-08-17T14:16:48Z")

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I don’t think that is possible. I believe the choice is between disabling it entirely and not.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/243 "2020-08-17T15:19:03Z")

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I’ll admit, I enjoy some of the jokes Dopers make with Discobot (all though I imagine they’ll soon become tired or overused, like “Hi, Opal”). But what is Discobot actually for? What is it supposed to do?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/244 "2020-08-17T15:22:14Z")

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Target for the slings and arrows of our discontent.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/245 "2020-08-17T15:52:44Z")

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Outrageous!

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/246 "2020-08-17T15:53:11Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> But what is Discobot actually for? What is it supposed to do?

Discobot functions as the site’s “greeter” in place of a welcome message for new users, and provides some tutorials for the Discourse software that we use. You can send test PMs to Discobot to try out the messaging system, for example.

It also has a few “fun” features like die rolls, quotes, and fortunes.

Despite the fact that Discobot very rarely shows up anywhere outside of threads complaining about Discobot, a tiny percentage of our users find it to be extremely annoying. Most users either have a bit of fun with it as intended, or find it only mildly annoying and easily ignored (mentally, you can’t actually put it on ignore).

I knocked him down to Trust Level 2. Those of you who are hypersensitive to him, let me know if this allows you to put him on ignore.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/247 "2020-08-17T15:55:30Z")

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Discobot, do you dream of electric sheep?

@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/248 "2020-08-17T15:55:32Z")

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> 🔮 My sources say no

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/249 "2020-08-17T16:06:39Z")

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> I knocked him down to Trust Level 2. Those of you who are hypersensitive to him, let me know if this allows you to put him on ignore.

Nope. Thanks for making the effort, though.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/250 "2020-08-17T17:40:35Z")

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> I knocked him down to Trust Level 2. Those of you who are hypersensitive to him, let me know if this allows you to put him on ignore.

Horror! Horror!

Supreme discobot, forgive us. We did all that could be done by human efforts!

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/251 "2020-08-17T17:40:37Z")

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> 🔮 Ask again later

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/252 "2020-08-17T19:13:36Z")

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> I knocked him down to Trust Level 2. Those of you who are hypersensitive to him, let me know if this allows you to put him on ignore.

“Sorry, you can’t ignore that user.”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/253 "2020-08-17T19:19:07Z")

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guess not.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/254 "2020-08-17T20:50:24Z")

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Illegitimi non totem carborendorum, Discobot!

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/255 "2020-08-17T21:05:24Z")

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Does anyone else hear that?

_disco botimus_  
_'lectrum edimus_  
_tolle amnis discobot_  
_ave, splendidus discobot!_  
_ave discobot!_

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/256 "2020-08-17T21:05:26Z")

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> 🗨 _If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all?_ — Joe Namath

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/257 "2020-08-17T21:06:47Z")

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Oh, horror, oh dread, he speaks without being beckoned!

Have mercy on us, splendid discobot! Do not cast us down forever into the vbulletin software, but accept us into your discourse that we might serve you until at least the next election.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/258 "2020-08-17T23:30:37Z")

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Maybe it gained sentience after being demoted.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/259 "2020-08-17T23:36:16Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/JJHpZt_89TQ/maxresdefault.jpg "The Meaning of Life: Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJHpZt_89TQ)

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/260 "2020-08-18T00:58:44Z")

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Actually, I was thinking more like:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/mH6FYNYnawU/maxresdefault.jpg "The Omen (1976) - Main Theme AVE SATANI by Jerry Goldsmith") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH6FYNYnawU&t=61)

With these lines:

> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> _disco botimus_  
> _'lectrum edimus_  
> _tolle amnis discobot_  
> _ave, splendidus discobot!_  
> _ave discobot!_

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