# Banning disco\*bot **URL:** \ **Category:** Site Feedback\ **Created:** [July 16, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496 "2020-07-16T14:06:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/101 "2020-07-17T17:27:28Z")
@discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/102 "2020-07-17T17:27:32Z")
> 🔮 Most likely ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/103 "2020-07-17T17:28:27Z")
He he. I think I’m going to tame the little fellow. Keep him as pet maybe, I don’t know. We’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/104 "2020-07-17T17:30:46Z")
Just realize that _you_ have to change his litter and tighten his nuts. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/105 "2020-07-17T17:33:11Z")
Discobots are self-maintenance machines. No problems there. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/106 "2020-07-17T17:40:22Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > tighten his nuts. Assault! That is assault! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/107 "2020-07-17T17:41:52Z")
Preventive maintenance. They come loose in warmer weather. When it gets cold, they stay snugged up tight. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/108 "2020-07-17T17:42:36Z")
They’re the future, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/109 "2020-07-17T17:43:47Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Sometimes he comes when called. Other times he ignores me. I know he hears. He is just being a jerk. Discobot is a cat? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/110 "2020-07-17T17:44:39Z")
He always responds to treats. \< shakes can of ballbearings \> ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/111 "2020-07-18T01:23:13Z")
@discobot what are your feelings on declawing cats, ketchup on hot dogs, or tattoos? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/112 "2020-07-18T01:23:16Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/113 "2020-07-18T02:05:18Z")
I think Kaylasdad99 is being too mean to another poster in this thread. Shouldn’t it be in the Pit? What do you think @discobot fortune? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/114 "2020-07-18T03:11:32Z")
@discobot is gaslighting us. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/115 "2020-07-18T03:12:14Z")
Maybe we hurt it’s feelings. Finally. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/116 "2020-07-18T03:13:31Z")
He’s hiding. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/117 "2020-07-18T03:17:09Z")
Discobot, will you ever play with us again? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/118 "2020-07-18T03:17:12Z")
> 🔮 Ask again later ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/119 "2020-07-18T03:19:43Z")
Inconsolable… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/banning-disco-bot/915496/120 "2020-07-18T03:32:20Z")
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