# Barbie Gets a Sugar Daddy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 28, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525 "2009-10-28T23:44:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/1 "2009-10-28T23:44:07Z")

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Specifically, [Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken](http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTT3285). From Mattel. That is his official name.

Seriously.

Double-you, Tee, Effing, Eff.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/2 "2009-10-28T23:49:20Z")

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It says it’s for the adult collector. I think it’s pretty funny myself.

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**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/3 "2009-10-28T23:50:47Z")

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According to popular opinion on another forum where something similar was posted, KKKen doll is in the pipeline for christmas season!

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/4 "2009-10-29T00:23:32Z")

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Hmmm, he really doesn’t look like he’d be interested in being Barbie’s Sugar Daddy. Actually, I think he belongs in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=537645) thread.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/5 "2009-10-29T00:39:20Z")

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> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> It says it’s for the adult collector. I think it’s pretty funny myself.

Even so, I have a hard time believing that Mattel would make a collectible Ken doll that is effectively parodying itself and playing right into very gender stereotypes Barbie and kin have been accused of promoting. It just isn’t like Mattel to offer up a self-mocking product with a sly wink, particularly when it’s a product line with a very long history.

> [@Surly\_Chick](#):
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> Hmmm, he really doesn’t look like he’d be interested in being Barbie’s Sugar Daddy. Actually, I think he belongs in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=537645) thread.

I even thought about posting it there too, but the WTF factor was too big.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/6 "2009-10-29T00:45:52Z")

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> [@Surly\_Chick](#):
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> Hmmm, he really doesn’t look like he’d be interested in being Barbie’s Sugar Daddy. Actually, I think he belongs in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=537645) thread.

I had the same thought.

That and it looks like his jacket was made out of my grandmother’s old couch.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/7 "2009-10-29T01:43:30Z")

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> [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](#):
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> That and it looks like his jacket was made out of my grandmother’s old couch.

Did she live in Palm Beach?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/8 "2009-10-29T02:01:14Z")

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> [@Surly\_Chick](#):
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> Did she live in Palm Beach?

Nope. But Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken does have a nicer ring to it than Northern Virginia Sugar Daddy Ken.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/9 "2009-10-29T02:17:58Z")

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C’mon, we always suspected it, didn’t we?

He’s rich and she’s his beard.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/10 "2009-10-29T12:43:18Z")

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> [@Mindfield](#):
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> Even so, I have a hard time believing that Mattel would make a collectible Ken doll that is effectively parodying itself and playing right into very gender stereotypes Barbie and kin have been accused of promoting. It just isn’t like Mattel to offer up a self-mocking product with a sly wink, particularly when it’s a product line with a very long history.

There is no way in hell that is Mattel-approved. There is a whole subculture of people who do Barbie adaptations as kind of an art form, this has to be coming out of that.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/11 "2009-10-29T12:55:04Z")

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He should have a Sugar Daddy-themed jacket or something, so you can pair him up with Oreo Fun Barbie. Or Chips Ahoy Barbie.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/12 "2009-10-29T13:44:30Z")

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Man I love youtube.

I was trying to google image “slut Barbie” to go with this thread but instead I came up with [this gem](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1rKoWtygoQ).

I’m a little embarrassed to admit I watched the whole thing and I want more.

Silly kids.

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/13 "2009-10-29T14:46:58Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Man I love youtube.
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> I was trying to google image “slut Barbie” to go with this thread but instead I came up with [this gem](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1rKoWtygoQ).
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> I’m a little embarrassed to admit I watched the whole thing and I want more.
> 
> Silly kids.

I just watched that too! Hilarious! Did you stick around for the outtakes at the end?

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/14 "2009-10-29T14:49:54Z")

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Why does Barbie need a sugar daddy? Isn’t she a doctor and an astronaut?

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/15 "2009-10-29T14:50:56Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> There is no way in hell that is Mattel-approved. There is a whole subculture of people who do Barbie adaptations as kind of an art form, this has to be coming out of that.

While I’d like to believe this is some sort of third party adaptation, this would be in flagrant violation of Mattel trademarks and copyrights, so it seems to me this wouldn’t be posted as “coming soon” on a large collector’s store if it wasn’t either officially from Mattel, or officially licensed from them. It would get shut down by Mattel pretty quickly, since this is a US site within easy reach, and you can bet top dollar that Mattel vigorously defends its properties.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/16 "2009-10-29T15:00:50Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Why does Barbie need a sugar daddy? Isn’t she a doctor and an astronaut?

She’s got a mean shopping habit.

Like the old joke…

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/17 "2009-10-29T15:13:52Z")

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I wonder if he talks.

_Jonathan, you’re not going to leave me out here? Oh, Jonathan, for chrissakes, kill me but don’t leave me here!_

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/18 "2009-10-29T20:46:58Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> He should have a Sugar Daddy-themed jacket or something, so you can pair him up with Oreo Fun Barbie.

The controversial black Oreo Fun Barbie? I think she’s already in a club with Math is Hard Talking Barbie and Boob-Growing Skipper.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/19 "2009-10-29T21:32:47Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> The controversial black Oreo Fun Barbie? I think she’s already in a club with Math is Hard Talking Barbie and Boob-Growing Skipper.

There WAS an official Skipper who did grow breasts. Turn Growing Up Skipper’s arm and she gets taller and boobs pop out. I swear to Cecil I am not making this up.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-gets-a-sugar-daddy/515525/20 "2009-10-29T21:56:52Z")

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