# Bare Naked Tits w. Erect Nipples, Legs, Abortion, Penis Beer, Guns, and Coldy Bashing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114 "2001-06-25T19:51:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/1 "2001-06-25T19:51:18Z")
taps the mike and nervously clears his throat: Hello, is this thing on??? OK, you are wondering why I’ve called you in here today, we have a very dangerous mission here. I have been requested by my superiors…who, don’t ask, too much information is bad for you, to design the perfect thread. Now I know we all have different ideas what should go into a perfect thread, so I will leave it up to you, thats the reason I assembled a team so we can work together. My contribution is the title, you need a catchy title and here it is…whatever happens from here on in is up to you. God speed and I hope that this mission will be completed succesfully. Carry on people!!! :Odie walks away from the platform: ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/2 "2001-06-25T20:01:51Z")
1. **Fenris** or **Scylla** writing it. or 2. Discussion of sexual exploits or techniques that I can use for future reference. (I, shall we say, have a small experiental knowledge base. Much to my dismay). ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/3 "2001-06-25T21:05:54Z")
1. It contains \*\*Anthracite’s \*\*long-awaited episode 3 of **"The Horror at Cecil Cove**. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/4 "2001-06-25T21:55:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\*2. Discussion of sexual exploits or techniques that I can use for future reference. (I, shall we say, have a small experiental knowledge base. Much to my dismay). > \*\* Well, Bunnygirl, if I can help in any way…don’t hesitate to ask. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/5 "2001-06-25T22:10:22Z")
I’ll provide the naked tits! 😃 [sub]Someone else can have the abortion.[/sub] Rose ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/6 "2001-06-25T22:20:18Z")
1. It somehow helps me get laid by two gorgeous twenty-something girls. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/7 "2001-06-26T00:17:55Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Discussion of sexual exploits or techniques that I can use for future reference. (I, shall we say, have a small experiental knowledge base. Much to my dismay). Uh…you might want to check [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1399859#post1399859) for a primer. Hey, if you can’t ask your friends, who can you ask? Kinda funny, but I feel like I know you, you know 😃 1. A thread that culminates in the biggest Dopefest in the history of Doper gatherings. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/8 "2001-06-26T00:21:04Z")
To clarify, they should be BIG naked tits. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/9 "2001-06-26T00:24:38Z")
Any thread worth reading has me posting in it. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/10 "2001-06-26T02:30:35Z")
1. “What are two of the most over-used conversation topics on the planet?” Next I’d like English Kings for 500, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/11 "2001-06-26T02:40:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\*1. **Fenris** or **Scylla** writing it. > or > 2. Discussion of sexual exploits or techniques that I can use for future reference. (I, shall we say, have a small experiental knowledge base. Much to my dismay). > \*\* For the last time: That’s **Scylla** or **Fenris** Sheeeesh! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/12 "2001-06-26T13:05:54Z")
Why I never realized what _gentlemen_ the SD men were. ::Southern Belle voice:: Wah, I declare, y’all are just the sweetest things, offering help to a lady in distress. ::bats eyelashes:: **Scylla** , sorry for the confusion, O Great One! I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy! [sub]Ya gotta love Wayne’s World[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/13 "2001-06-26T13:25:23Z")
Well the thread is _already_ in the wrong forum… pan ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/14 "2001-06-26T13:35:34Z")
[sub]Addendum: my last comment was open to misinterpretation. I just meant that IMO for this to be the _perfect_ thread, it’d have to be in a different forum[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/15 "2001-06-26T14:16:29Z")
I think at some point in the perfect thread we have to sarcastically cite the definition of an obvious word like _humor_, along with a rolleyes and a request for someone to _read for comprehension_ jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/16 "2001-06-26T14:58:21Z")
“You can’t prove a negative!” “It’s only a THEORY” “Don’t insult me, buttmunch!” “_Illegal_ isn’t the same as _wrong_.” pan ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/17 "2001-06-26T15:19:37Z")
I have to discover it before a billion people have posted and 3 billion have read it. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/18 "2001-06-26T15:32:14Z")
And there has to be a request for a title change…mods can you add the word Bare to the front of the thread title… There should also be some [Gratuitious flirting]Hey Blu, how are YOU doing???[/Gratuitious flirting] Keith ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/19 "2001-06-26T16:47:21Z")
> [@](#): > > And there has to be a request for a title change…mods can you add the word Bare to the front of the thread title… Done. And then some. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/20 "2001-06-26T16:55:36Z")
and there must be some gratuitous sucking up to the mods. Oh, **UncleBeer** so manly, and such a wit, what a wonderful job you did on that title… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114.md?page=2)