# Bare Naked Tits w. Erect Nipples, Legs, Abortion, Penis Beer, Guns, and Coldy Bashing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114 "2001-06-25T19:51:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/21 "2001-06-26T17:08:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kabbes \* > \*\* > “Don’t insult me, buttmunch!” > \*\* And up yours too! I think the perfect thread has to involve some sort of off-topic insults. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/22 "2001-06-26T18:10:41Z")
You are such a _naughty_ boy! But I like it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/23 "2001-06-26T18:24:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > **I think at some point in the perfect thread we have to sarcastically cite the definition of an obvious word like _humor_** I can do better than that. [**the** [sup]1[/sup]](http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=the) \*def.art. \* 1. a. Used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things: \*the baby; the dress I wore. \* b. Used before a noun, and generally stressed, to emphasize one of a group or type as the most outstanding or prominent: \*considered Lake Shore Drive to be the neighborhood to live in **the** se days. \* c. Used to indicate uniqueness: \*the Prince of Wales; the moon. \* d. Used before nouns that designate natural phenomena or points of the compass: \*the weather; a wind from the south. \* e. Used as the equivalent of a possessive adjective before names of some parts of the body: \*grab him by the neck; an infection of the hand. \* f. Used before a noun specifying a field of endeavor: \*the law; the film industry; the stage. \* g. Used before a proper name, as of a monument or ship: \*the Alamo; the Titanic. \* h. Used before the plural form of a numeral denoting a specific decade of a century or of a life span: \*rural life in the Thirties. \* 2. Used before a singular noun indicating that the noun is generic: \*The wolf is an endangered species. \* 3. a. Used before an adjective extending it to signify a class and giving it the function of a noun: \*the rich; the dead; the homeless. \* b. Used before an absolute adjective: \*the best we can offer. \* 4. Used before a present participle, signifying the action in the abstract: \*the weaving of rugs. \* 5. Used before a noun with the force of per: \*cherries at $1.50 the box. \* ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/24 "2001-06-26T18:25:12Z")
Well it should discuss sex and it should also discuss cats **but not sex with cats!** It should have posts from **Scylla and Fenris** and it should have some flirting **but no flirting between Scylla and Fenris.** It should have some recipes and some talk about someone’s cut kid. **but no reciepes of how to cook kids!** It should resolve one way or the other creationism/evolution, gun-control, circuscision, abortion, and offer proof and even **DavidB** would accept that someone is psychic. It should have someone quote my post and say how funny/insightful/life changeing my post was. And finally some female dopers should flash thier boobies at me. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/25 "2001-06-26T18:44:08Z")
Ya gotta have a vague axiom. The problem with “the perfect thread” is not the word Perfect, it’s the word The. Thankyouverymuch. Oh, and a cheesy Elvis impersonation, too. Drives the chicks wild. Umm… Bunnygirl… where’s the line forming? I got here late. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/26 "2001-06-26T18:52:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*It should have some recipes and some talk about someone’s cut kid. > > but no reciepes of how to cook kids!\*\* So you want to talk about someone’s _cut_ kid, but not how to cook it? Where you gonna draw the line, man? Where? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/27 "2001-06-26T19:13:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*It should have some recipes and some talk about someone’s cut kid. > \*\* absolutely **NO** _ **JDT** _ references. Stop it now, I tell you! ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/28 "2001-06-26T20:11:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wicked Blue \* > \*\*I’ll provide the naked tits! 😃 > [sub]Someone else can have the abortion.[/sub] > Rose \*\* Any booby flashing will be most appreciated. E-mail away! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/29 "2001-06-26T20:20:06Z")
I just have one thing to say. Penis beer?!? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/30 "2001-06-26T20:23:20Z")
**Penis Beer**??? Is that your new nickname **UncleBeer**??? Damn! wish I’d have known last weekend! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/31 "2001-06-26T20:34:30Z")
_ **Gun Control? Gun Control?** _ Shit. Who went and mucked up this damned thread? It’s friggin’ _ruined_ now, _ **ruined** _, I tell ya. Damned moderators, ya can’t trust a one of 'em. They’re lousy bastards, the lot of 'em. Shit. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/32 "2001-06-26T20:50:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*_ **Gun Control? Gun Control?** _ > Shit. Who went and mucked up this damned thread? It’s friggin’ _ruined_ now, _ **ruined** _, I tell ya. Damned moderators, ya can’t trust a one of 'em. They’re lousy bastards, the lot of 'em. Shit. \*\* ‘scuse me, but I believe that all moderator complaints belong in the pit. ::I’m tellin’ **Tuba** , I’m tellin’ **Tuba**" ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/33 "2001-06-26T22:46:56Z")
Stop changing the god damn thread title already. You’re screwing with my tenuous hold on reality. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/34 "2001-06-26T23:45:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*It should have posts from **Scylla and Fenris** and it should have some flirting > > **but no flirting between Scylla and Fenris.** > \*\* Words of wisdom, but that should be **Fenris** and [sub]Scylla[/sub]. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/35 "2001-06-26T23:50:21Z")
Does it strike anyone else as curious that we’ve never seen **Fenris** and **Scylla** together at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/36 "2001-06-26T23:54:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Damned moderators, ya can’t trust a one of 'em. They’re lousy bastards, the lot of 'em. Shit. \*\* You talkin’ to me, punk? (Hey, I DID leave the “Penis Beer” part intact. Gotta give a man props for that!) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/37 "2001-06-27T00:00:51Z")
There has to be some ridiculous flirting. With a moderator. While naked. Oooooh **Coldy** , baby… come on over here, I’m feeling a little chilly… And bring that Penis Beer. I have some thirsty work planned. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/38 "2001-06-27T00:04:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*To clarify, they should be BIG naked tits. \*\* It must also include some nicely-shaped B/C-cup breasts, too. And _legs_. Looonng legs! And beer. Lotsa beer. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/39 "2001-06-27T00:40:44Z")
**Rasa** , you never heard of Penis Beer? Penis Beer is delicious! It’s got great body and flavor, and the head is _just right_. :sigh: I believe their slogan nowadays is ‘Have a good night. Have a Penis tonight’. In the 80s, when they were trying to appeal to a younger crowd, they used ‘You know it’s a good night when you’ve got a Penis in your hand!’ and ‘Mmmm…Penis! I want some now!’. Surely you must know their mascot Willy McDickins? The little leprechaun with the -hehe- big pot o’gold? I can’t believe you missed the hugely successful series of commercials that ran in the early 90s chronicling Willy’s fruitless pursuit of Clammy Pussywillow! You know, the cute little shellfish he was always chasing? Don’t you remember all the novelty items and tee-shirts with Willy’s picture on them? They were so funny…The tee-shirt of Willy, standing there in his little green outfit, head cocked, big grin, one hand on his hip, one hand tipping a huge Penis, and on the back it said “I got your Penis right here!”. LOL, oh the fond memories… :sigh: Sheesh **Rasa** , don’t you ever leave the house or watch tv? 😃 Rose [sub]Oh, by the way Odieman…how YOU doin’ baby? ::wiggles her huge, naked boobies in Odie’s general direction:: [/sub] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/40 "2001-06-27T00:46:41Z")
I don’t know anything about Penis beer… I thought we were having penis coladas… Oh well. And for the record - I opened this thread because of the thread starter **NOT** the thread topic(s). Heh! [sub]cause I’m so innocent and all[/sub] 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114.md?page=3)