# Bare Naked Tits w. Erect Nipples, Legs, Abortion, Penis Beer, Guns, and Coldy Bashing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114 "2001-06-25T19:51:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/41 "2001-06-27T00:53:31Z")
Innocent…that’s not what I heard 😃 ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/42 "2001-06-27T00:57:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by callie \* > **I don’t know anything about Penis beer… I thought we were having penis coladas… Oh well.** You know, **callie** , frozen penis coladas tend to be very very small. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/43 "2001-06-27T01:00:31Z")
The Perfect Thread should also contain at least one member of one gender flirting with another member of the same gender. So I’ll start: Hey **BunnyGirl,** how YOU doin’? (BTW, I’m flirting with Bunny because she’s my friend…and hey, she does have a really nice butt…) Oh, and maybe some giving credit where credit is due, like giving credit to [sub]Euty[/sub] for coming up with a thread titled “Penis Beer,” which was the only post count party he’s started for himself, and credit to _ **PERSEPHONE!!!** _ for giving him that particular idea. Maybe a 😃 to honk off ChiefScott… And a small haiku For TN\*Hippie and ChefTroy 'Cuz we like haikus. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/44 "2001-06-27T01:08:55Z")
Pay no attention to me, I’m just stalking **Persophone** , the little minx. 😃 [gratitious boob flash] ( \* )( \* ) [/gratitious boob flash] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/45 "2001-06-27T01:11:24Z")
Uhh… Where’s the **Coldy** bashing? Or are we aborting that? ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/46 "2001-06-27T01:13:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Innocent…that’s not what I heard 😃 > > \*\* Now **Odie** - don’t go telling secrets 'bout me. That wild sex we had on your birthday was just suppose to be between you and me. 😛 And **blu** - then I’ll just have to have a couple of them then won’t I? Using your boobs - we can find all of the candidates for donating the man juice… er colada juice that we could possibly need. 😃 Woo! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/47 "2001-06-27T01:17:49Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by callie \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Innocent…that’s not what I heard 😃 > > \*\* Now **Odie** - don’t go telling secrets 'bout me. That wild sex we had on your birthday was just suppose to be between you and me. 😛 Well it\*\* was \*\* good…tell me when will we have an encore…wanna hear you say my name again 😃 ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/48 "2001-06-27T01:26:32Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Odieman \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by callie \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > > \*\*Innocent…that’s not what I heard 😃 > > > > \*\* > > Now **Odie** - don’t go telling secrets 'bout me. That wild sex we had on your birthday was just suppose to be between you and me. 😛 > > Well it\*\* was \*\* good…tell me when will we have an encore…wanna hear you say my name again 😃 > > \*\* Just good huh? Thats not what you told me after the fifth … or was it the 10th time? As for the encore - I’m free tonight babe. [sub]Odie Odie Odie…[/sub] How’s that? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/49 "2001-06-27T01:27:49Z")
Whoops! Forgot the gratuitous boob flash. Thanks for getting my back on that one, **Arden!** I owe ya. 😃 Now **Coldy** bashing is a little tougher. Hm, hm, hm. What bad thing can I say about Coldy? Well, he’s…no, that’s not a bad thing…oh wait, I know…no, that doesn’t exactly suck either…well shit guys, I’m stuck. Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/50 "2001-06-27T01:29:34Z")
Works for me Callie ;)…how YOU doing??? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/51 "2001-06-27T01:33:19Z")
Ooooh! I know! [ahem] Why do Dutch Men wear wooden shoes on their feet? To keep woodpeckers out of their heads! (Told to me by the hottest damned boy in the entire world. Who happens to be from The Netherlands. Who made me perspire while he was sitting in my office today.) Can that qualify as **Coldy** bashing? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/52 "2001-06-27T01:36:34Z")
I think we have to call him ClogBoy or a communist dictator or something. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/53 "2001-06-27T01:37:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by callie \* > \*\*I don’t know anything about Penis beer… I thought we were having penis coladas… Oh well. > > And for the record - I opened this thread because of the thread starter **NOT** the thread topic(s). Heh! > > [sub]cause I’m so innocent and all[/sub] 😃 > > \*\* Do you like penis coladas and getting caught in the rain? ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/54 "2001-06-27T01:52:19Z")
[southern accent] Why I’m doin’ jus fine Odie - thank ya for askin’ sweetie. So, when ya comin’ over? [/southern accent] Sorry **Katie** - think I messed up back there and it was your comment about penises (or is it peni?) being too small - um - no, coladas being small - er - well - (you know what I mean) that I was responding to. 🙂 I won’t let it happen again! ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/55 "2001-06-27T01:57:59Z")
I don’t think that any thread can be considered “perfect” without the addition of at least _one_ monkey who’s dressed up as the Pope. Personally, I would like to nominate **Coldy-Clogs** for the position. \ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/56 "2001-06-27T01:59:52Z")
perfect threads need lesbians. oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/57 "2001-06-27T02:08:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > **I don’t think that any thread can be considered “perfect” without the addition of at least _one_ monkey who’s dressed up as the Pope.** OK, everyone, we can now thank **Jester** for the total lack of hot monkey sex that will be occurring in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/58 "2001-06-27T02:40:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*The Perfect Thread should also contain at least one member of one gender flirting with another member of the same gender. So I’ll start: > > Hey **BunnyGirl,** how YOU doin’? > > (BTW, I’m flirting with Bunny because she’s my friend…and hey, she does have a really nice butt…) > \*\* Ahhhhh…yes. The Perfect Thread should have some (at least _implied_) lesbianism. And some pointless arguments about Star Trek minutia…minutiau…minut…ummm…trivialities. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/59 "2001-06-27T02:44:18Z")
::runs through thread naked:: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114/60 "2001-06-27T03:01:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wicked Blue \* > \*\ ***Rasa** , you never heard of Penis Beer? > > Penis Beer is delicious! It’s got great body and flavor, and the head is _just right_. :sigh: > > \*\* I can’t believe you forgot to mention their other product line—Dicken’s Cider. The slogan was you’ll feel a whole lot better once you’ve had your Dicken’s Cider. Go on say it out loud…I double dog dare you. Ducks and runs [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bare-naked-tits-w-erect-nipples-legs-abortion-penis-beer-guns-and-coldy-bashing/70114.md?page=4)