# barney rubbles jobs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [May 20, 1999, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250 "1999-05-20T02:11:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 1999, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/1 "1999-05-20T02:11:00Z")

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notify the execs–Here we come on the run with a burger on a bun and a dash of coleslaw on the side. oh your taste buds we will tickle with a coled dill p ickle and all of our potatoes are french fried fried fried. oh our burgers cant be beat cuz we grind our own meat. grind grind grind grind grind. fred flintstone and barney rubble are the cause of all our trouble. and if they think we’ll forget–they’re outta their mind mind mind mind minds!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 1999, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/2 "1999-05-20T03:32:00Z")

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Well, thanks, Urs. I’m sure **that** song’ll be echoing in my head for some time now.

::begins plotting revenge::

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“We’re gonna have lawyers here. It’ll be a fun time.”  
–R.R.S.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 1999, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/3 "1999-05-20T05:20:00Z")

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I may have to listen to MUSIC BOX DANCER to get that out of my head!

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“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”  
Hunter Thompson

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/4 "1999-06-30T06:22:00Z")

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Now, i don’t want to be prejudice, or racist, because I’m not. This statement might offend someone, but it is not intended to. And if it does, I am greatly sorry. I heard on a TV show this statement:

"If you look at The Flinstones, you see that there are no Black characters. If you look at the Jetsons, there are no Black characters, either. The creators (Hannah-Barbarra) are saying that there were no Black people in the Stone Age, or the distant future! I find that very disturbing to know! Were Hannah-Barbarra prejudice? On the other hand, they might be saying that there were no Black people in Bedrock, and there are no Black people in the city that the Jetsons live in.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/5 "1999-06-30T18:08:00Z")

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In the Stone Age, there were few black/white mixed communities because airplane travel was generally unavailable. If one member of the tribe was white (or black), usually all were.

In the future, there will be no blacks or whites or slanteyes or roundeyes, there will just be various shades of tan. The Jetsons only LOOK white to us, similarily to how Japanese cartoon characters look white to us: when drawn without consciously exaggerating perceived racial characteristics, individuals of any race draw pretty much alike.

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**Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/6 "1999-06-30T18:39:00Z")

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The last two posts lead me to ask: When did Satuday morning cartoons become racially integrated? Was it before “Black” cartoons like “Cosby Kids”, “Globetrotters” and, “The Jackson 5”?

I don’t remember seeing any when I last watched “kidtv” (1970s). I assume the shows are integrated now, however I haven’t checked. Was this ever a issue?

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**Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/7 "1999-06-30T18:40:00Z")

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Oh, and before someone points it out; I know the Flintstones were Primetime, not Sat. kidtv.

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 1999, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/8 "1999-08-27T05:51:00Z")

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The orignial chorus was:

Grind Grind Grind Grind Grind Grind

And when we walk away,  
A tip upon our tray  
We hope to find find find find find  
We hope to find find find find find

Also lest we not forget:  
Barney as a lyricist  
Boy do we know how to bust Monte Carlo  
And to never be blue  
It’s a lot like praying  
Just keep a saying  
Yabba dabba dabba dabba do

If you think your sweetie  
Left for Tahiti  
We can give you a clue  
No need for cryin’  
Roar like a Lion  
Yaba dabba dabba dabba do

Badda means bad  
Dabba means good  
Oh what magic in word we found  
By switching the letters around

So if someday the bases are loaded  
And there counting on you  
You just can’t strike out  
If you’ll up and shout  
Yabba dabba dabba dabba do

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 1999, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/9 "1999-08-27T13:46:00Z")

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Well, Daffy Duck is obviously black and Donald Duck is obviously white, going by feather colour; and Mickey Mouse is black (with whiteface). Not sure what to make of Sylvester the Cat.

I guess that a zebra can’t exist.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/10 "1999-08-29T00:02:00Z")

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Sylvester is obviously of a racially mixed heritage.

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**Author:** ![Ursula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7bcc69/32.png) [@Ursula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursula)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/11 "1999-08-29T03:17:00Z")

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markxxx

you are a better man than I am. (Especially since I’m not a man lol) I had all but forgotten that one. Bet I could beat ya on any brady bunch stuff. Thanks! 🙂

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**Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/12 "1999-08-29T10:32:00Z")

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How about Barney and Fred as singers Backed up by Ann Margrock  
I ain’t gonna be your fool no more  
Cried & cried until my eyes were sore  
Gave you all the love I had  
And then you tried to treat me bad

I love you but I ain’t gonna be your fool

I’m sick and tired of all your cheating and lying  
Gonna find myself a boy to keep my heart from crying  
And then you will be so blue  
A weepin’ and a moaning and a cryin’ too

I love you but I ain’t gonna be your fool

Last night I thought about you  
'Bout things that we used to do  
'Bout things that we used to say  
But that was yesterday

I’m a gonna change my way  
Now it’s my turn to play  
Gonna find me somebody new  
Take a place of you now

I ain’t gonna be your fool no more  
Cried & cried until my eyes were sore  
Each and ev’ry day of the week  
I can’t eat my dinner and a I can’t sleep

I love you but I ain’t gonna be your fool.

Or maybe it’s “a fool” I could never decipher it. Also why does Ann sing the word “a” so much

Also did any of you notice how disproportional Fred & Barney are to Ann?

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**Author:** ![Hungry\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hungry\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hungry_Boy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 1999, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/13 "1999-09-15T18:44:00Z")

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As for the racial mix of cartoon cave dwellers, it appears that the Hannah Barbera folks did create an all black spin-off of The Flintstones called – hold onto your hat – The Blackstones. I’m not sure if this project made it to the pilot stage or not but there are drawings of it in a book about the history of the series that I saw. (Note: It was in the bargain bin and ‘No’ I didn’t buy it.)

In the musical realm, why did they bother to change the lyrics (and tune) to ‘The Twitch’ in the so-called live action movie of the same name? Would there not have been humor in hearing Fred Schneider of the B-52s shouting

“Yellow belly pot of beans  
Go put on your old blue jeans  
Tell your mama not to wait  
We’re not coming home 'til late…  
We’re gonna TWITCH!”

in his trademark sibilant whine?

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**Post date:** [September 15, 1999, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/14 "1999-09-15T18:59:00Z")

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[[In the Stone Age, there were few black/white mixed communities because airplane travel was generally unavailable.  
If one member of the tribe was white (or black), usually all were.]]

Whew. Glad to hear the Flintstones show was historically accurate, then.

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**Author:** ![Hungry\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hungry\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hungry_Boy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/15 "1999-09-16T14:44:00Z")

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I’m not trying to derail this conversation but I do have a question about Dino. I seem to remember an episode where he (or some kind of proto-dino-dog) spoke. To the best of my recollection the Flintstones found him while camping and he begged to be taken home as their house pet.

Questions: Were dinosaurs really so easy to domesticate and, if so, could that be why they are extinct?

Also, what happened to Dino’s powers of speech? Was it a case of instant evolutionary adaptation or was he just playing “dumb” for the kibble?

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**Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/16 "1999-09-16T16:49:00Z")

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In the first or second season, Ricky, Lucy, Ethel and Fred. . . er, sorry, Fred, Wilma, Betty and Barney went camping and met a snorkasaurus, a large dinosaur that spoke. They were initially scared of the critter, but he proved himself to be friendly, and even followed them home. Thus was born Dino. For some reason, his color immediately changed from blue to purple, and he lost the gift of gab. I don’t believe any reason was ever given on the show for these changes; I’m not sure if any staffers have offered opinions in any books.

Rich

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**Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/17 "1999-09-16T18:11:00Z")

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Any connection between Dino’s vocal transformation and that of Barney Rubble himself? The original Barney sounded more like a doofus than his more affable sounding descendent. Was Mel Blanc responsible for both characterizations?

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**Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/18 "1999-09-16T18:16:00Z")

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As well, why is the yipping, slurping, non-talking Dino featured in the title sequence? If he didn’t show up until somewhere in the middle of the first or second season – and he had the power of speech when he did – why does he bark over the credits? Is the this an example of flashback, surrealism, or poor continuity?

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**Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/19 "1999-09-16T19:10:00Z")

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I’m not sure Dino was always in the title  
sequence.

I know the version in my head has Dino in  
the car going to the drive-in movie with  
everybody else (and popping his head through  
the Flinstone-mobile’s ragtop, but I also  
know that the title sequence did change  
some, and the crew that went to the movie  
(“The Monster”) changed.

The end credits always had that cat that you  
never saw in the show, I think because Dino  
hadn’t been invented yet.

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**Author:** ![Hungry\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hungry\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hungry_Boy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-rubbles-jobs/1250/20 "1999-09-16T19:43:00Z")

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I remember slight additions that include Pebbles and Bamm Bamm when they became part of the show. I could be wrong but I seem to remember the inclusion of Hoppy the Hopperoo, as well. Still, I can not remember a Dino-less version.

Since you brought up the cat, I think its name was Baby Puss. At least that’s what they called it in a comic book I once owned.

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