# Barney the Dinosaur vs the Teletubbies death match!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-the-dinosaur-vs-the-teletubbies-death-match/171275>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 26, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-the-dinosaur-vs-the-teletubbies-death-match/171275 "2003-04-26T05:42:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-the-dinosaur-vs-the-teletubbies-death-match/171275/21 "2003-04-28T13:56:14Z")

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Teletubbies will win. They have the Noo-Noo, after all–he/she/it (?) has always come to their rescue in the past. The Noo-Noo will suck Barney into its body, and then the Teletubbies will chase it around shouting “Naughty Noo-Noo!” over and over again.

Then the Noo-Noo will spit Barney back out, and the fight will begiin all over again, and again, and again…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-the-dinosaur-vs-the-teletubbies-death-match/171275/22 "2003-04-28T15:14:30Z")

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Where and when is this match to be held?  
How long does it take to program a cruise missile?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-the-dinosaur-vs-the-teletubbies-death-match/171275/23 "2003-04-28T16:01:48Z")

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Everybody involved in this fight is made of foam rubber, so blunt weapons & pummling are useless.  
Time to break out the knives, kiddies! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barney-the-dinosaur-vs-the-teletubbies-death-match/171275/24 "2003-04-30T00:54:22Z")

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While they are fighting, Barney and the teletubbies get blown up. If you are wondering what happened, I had Barney eat some explosives.😃

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