# Baron Greenback. What's with the creepy pm you sent me? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097 "2012-11-25T21:03:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/41 "2012-11-26T10:25:54Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > I couldn’t resist to be honest, \*\*Modern Master > \*\*. It was an open goal, as they say Who says, Baronie? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/42 "2012-11-26T11:24:25Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Can I do a piggyback Pitting of **Loach** in this thread? As I politely stated in the creepy PM thread, Loach didn’t even have the decency to send me a picture of his goodies. > > Now, being a straight male, I cannot say that I’m interested in seeing such a picture, but I feel certain principles are being ignored here. I mean, if you want to send a creepy PM, put your back into it (apparently **Baron** has some learning to do as well). > > So in conclusion, Loach is a bastard with no sense of principles or standards. Oookaaay then. This joke just officially got weird. ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/43 "2012-11-26T12:03:14Z")
May their first child be a masculine child ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/44 "2012-11-26T12:16:35Z")
> [@Modern\_Master](#): > > I didn’t expect members to take a joke to that level. He was baiting you. He’s a modern master baiter. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/45 "2012-11-26T12:29:49Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > I don’t know how many $$$ it would take for me. Try another bribe, in chocolate this time. I have about a half-dozen Coffee Crisp chocolate bars leftover from my birthday care-package I’d be willing to send your way… ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/46 "2012-11-26T14:13:45Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Can I do a piggyback Pitting of **Loach** in this thread? As I politely stated in the creepy PM thread, Loach didn’t even have the decency to send me a picture of his goodies. > > Now, being a straight male, I cannot say that I’m interested in seeing such a picture, but I feel certain principles are being ignored here. I mean, if you want to send a creepy PM, put your back into it (apparently **Baron** has some learning to do as well). > > So in conclusion, Loach is a bastard with no sense of principles or standards. It’s a fair cop but society is to blame. But now that I know you are a dude no pics for you. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/47 "2012-11-26T14:29:54Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > May their first child be a masculine child I’m thinking at the very least a miracle baby. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/48 "2012-11-26T14:38:16Z")
Wait a minute…I got that same pm from Baron months ago. I thought we were an item. Sob, just another cheater! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/49 "2012-11-26T14:44:45Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > He was baiting you. He’s a modern master baiter. Yes, Baron Greenback knew a greenhorn when he saw one. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/50 "2012-11-26T14:45:29Z")
I just got a PM from Modern Master telling me I’m his maid of honor. _sigh_ Always the creepy bridesmaid… ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/51 "2012-11-26T15:07:17Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Wait a minute…I got that same pm from Baron months ago. I thought we were an item. > > Sob, just another cheater! I still cherish you. A bit. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/52 "2012-11-26T16:07:15Z")
You’re all my wives now. I’ll stand outside your bedroom doors tonight, waiting, breathing, anticipating. And then I’ll leave to cherish my detailed, feverish imaginings of our eventual consummation. Leave a light on for me, wifey poos. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/53 "2012-11-26T16:09:28Z")
> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#): > > You’re all my wives now. I’ll stand outside your bedroom doors tonight, waiting, breathing, anticipating. And then I’ll leave to cherish my detailed, feverish imaginings of our eventual consummation. Leave a light on for me, wifey poos. All your wife are belong to ME!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/54 "2012-11-26T20:17:03Z")
> [@Modern\_Master](#): > > I didn’t expect members to take a joke to that level. You haven’t been here long? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/55 "2012-11-26T22:36:39Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > I still cherish you. A bit. Get a room. ---
**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097/56 "2012-11-26T23:09:55Z")
Anyone who references Pappa Lazarou is OK in my book. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-greenback-whats-with-the-creepy-pm-you-sent-me/642097.md?page=2)