# Baron Poopy Von Poop is not pooping **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024 "2014-06-04T14:30:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/41 "2014-06-08T22:56:15Z")
If you ever think “Gosh, I wonder why Humans domesticated Cats…” Forget the whole grain/rodents thing. Look at that picture. Pure, weaponized Cute. We never had a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/42 "2014-06-09T05:18:27Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > If you ever think “Gosh, I wonder why Humans domesticated Cats…” > > Forget the whole grain/rodents thing. Look at that picture. > > Pure, weaponized Cute. We never had a chance. What makes you think that \*we \*domesticated _them_? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/43 "2014-06-09T16:11:17Z")
HYUUUUUU UUUUU uuuu uuu uu u . . . ``` [BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!](https://www.dropbox.com/sh/oaerh2v1hv82unu/AABcm3zWS2v8royJOQZKzu9Va) ``` (I apologize for the low production quality of this apocalypse.) Fluffysnuffles goes for the kill at 0:39 of the video. Sorry **Foggy** , no kitty masks. They just stick him in a box for 20 minutes and let him inhale his medication by pumping it in as a mist. Vet says he’ll need to keep it up for another couple of days, so I’ll have to take him again tomorrow night. On the up side, he squeezed out a decent poop in his carry box right there in front of the vet, all by himself! The vet was kind enough to bust out some sanitary towels and help me wipe his butt. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/44 "2014-06-09T16:28:49Z")
Okay, you hear those sounds? The ones that sound like distant _THUD_s from various angles around you? Those are the sounds of the Baron’s loyal public falling over in dead faints from the cute. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/45 "2014-06-09T16:43:02Z")
goodness gracious! i remembered the ear wiggles of bottle feeding. i had totally forgotten the “piggy noises”! how could i have forgotten that!?! lo, mighty squees were heard throughout the land. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/46 "2014-06-09T23:19:33Z")
Yeah, ain’t those ear wiggles just adorable? (I’m turning into a kitty fool. Must be the [brain parasites](http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjTTLbtsL38). [Devout cat-lovers, do not click that link.]) ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/47 "2014-06-09T23:20:44Z")
Love those squeaky toy and grunting sounds. We are putty in his paws. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/48 "2014-06-09T23:50:52Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > If you ever think “Gosh, I wonder why Humans domesticated Cats…” > > Forget the whole grain/rodents thing. Look at that picture. > > Pure, weaponized Cute. We never had a chance. Yeah, I’m pretty sure the OP’s daughter is just the latest in a very, very long line of humans who happened upon an orphaned kitten, went “awwww,” and the rest, as they say, is history. Plus, while all kittens are cute pretty much by definition, that one is seriously weapons-grade. Thanks for sharing the story and the pics, and keep 'me coming as Snotty Von Poop grows up. (S)he is gonna be absolutely stunning, and I wanna see that happen! ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/49 "2014-06-10T00:36:25Z")
Oh that movie is too adorable! I don’t think I’ve ever before heard a kitten make piggy sounds when eating - but I’ve never seen such a tiny one before either. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/50 "2014-06-10T03:06:26Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > You know, I don’t often laugh out loud when reading the Dope, but that did it! I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that. 😃 Sweet! I made someone Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! Glad I could help your day along, **Infovore**! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/51 "2014-06-10T03:16:45Z")
> [@Not\_Carlson](#): > > HYUUUUUU > UUUUU > uuuu > uuu > uu > u > . > . > . > > ``` > [BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!](https://www.dropbox.com/sh/oaerh2v1hv82unu/AABcm3zWS2v8royJOQZKzu9Va) > > ``` > > (I apologize for the low production quality of this apocalypse.) Thanks for warning us all this time that you were dropping that 9 ounce atomic cute bomb, but what the heck are you talking about “low production quality”? There’s simply no way you could have higher production quality on Senator Milkface “Poopy Bud” Snotgargle, at least not from a cuteness standpoint. And let’s face it, with that guy that’s gonna shine through even a grease-covered lens after you bury the camera in the mud. At night. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/52 "2014-06-13T00:59:48Z")
how is baron poopy von snotgargle doing? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/53 "2014-06-13T15:50:24Z")
Fluffy Von Snufflepoop is still rather snuffly, but otherwise seems to be doing well. I think his teeth coming through might be irritating him a bit, because he keeps gnawing on the bottle teat, and on my fingers. He’s also become quite walkative. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/54 "2014-06-13T17:27:39Z")
Our cat has been constipated since her visit to the vet for updated vaccines. I called them rather than going in for another expensive visit. The recommendation: give her a quarter tsp of Miralax or other human laxative mixed in with her food. Sure enough, within a couple of days she’s back to normal. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/55 "2014-06-13T20:49:15Z")
Sooooo many good names in this thread already! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024/56 "2014-06-14T00:41:51Z")
it is so neat to watch them get thier feet under them. next up, starting to look less like a bear and more like a kitten. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baron-poopy-von-poop-is-not-pooping/690024.md?page=2)