# Bart Simpson should be 36 Years Old

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bart-simpson-should-be-36-years-old/776108>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 1, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bart-simpson-should-be-36-years-old/776108 "2017-01-01T23:18:23Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bart-simpson-should-be-36-years-old/776108/41 "2017-01-14T14:26:42Z")

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> [@ElderSign](#):
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> It’s a cartoon, just like Mickey Mouse.

And _For Whom the Bell Tolls_ is a novel, just like _The Valley of the Dolls_.

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**Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bart-simpson-should-be-36-years-old/776108/42 "2017-01-20T02:22:44Z")

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> [@ElderSign](#):
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> It’s a cartoon, just like Mickey Mouse.

Mice have an average life span of around 2 years, he’s doing amazing compared to Bart.

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**Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bart-simpson-should-be-36-years-old/776108/43 "2017-01-20T02:59:36Z")

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I think that if you spot each episode a generous 3 days in average length (some longer, some shorter), you would get right around 5 years for the run, so far. Which fails to account for the children not aging, but at least they would not be in their 30s.

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