# Baseball's back with a capital B and stands for...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 31, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354 "2003-03-31T03:13:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/21 "2003-03-31T16:39:52Z")

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B stands for Busch Stadium! Go Cardinals!

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**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/22 "2003-03-31T17:34:49Z")

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troub, I’m a Yankee fan living in Michigan but a few years ago I was in St. Louis on business and managed to get to a Cardinal game. I was very impressed with Busch Stadium- very clean and well kept, the concession stands had rear windows so you could watch the game while in line, and really there aren’t any bad seats in the house. While I was in line, I accidentally dropped a five dollar bill and the guy behind me called it to my attention because I didn’t realize it. I dare say that doesn’t happen in all cities! Before I went to the game, I assumed that Busch was like the other multipurpose stadiums like the Vet, Three Rivers, and Riverfront. I was wrong. It’s a great place for a ball game. Good luck to the Cards this year and hope to see a rematch of the 1964 WS this year.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/23 "2003-03-31T19:15:20Z")

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As usual, my buddy **jj** is it right - B is for **Bonds**.

Hooray for baseball! Hummmm baby! Go Giants! Who wants to go to Wrigley with me on my 25th birthday to see the reigning NL champs pound on the Cubs?

**spooje** , Dodger fans kill kittens and puppies when they aren’t busy worshipping Satan. Angel fans are so lame I don’t even have to insult them.

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**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/24 "2003-03-31T20:10:05Z")

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**MSU** , thanks. . .we like to hear such things 🙂

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> . . .hope to see a rematch of the 1964 WS this year.

That’d be nice 😃

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/25 "2003-03-31T20:53:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyla \*  
> \*\*Angel fans are so lame I don’t even have to insult them. \*\*

Bah.

I suppose I have to take that since you guys won the WS last year. But we’ll beat you this year.

Wait, what? Something about 8 outs to go…a horrible gagging sound…I don’t understand. And why is that giant World Series banner being raised out in center field in Anaheim?

Oh well, at least San Francisco has all those other WS banners to look at. Wait, what? They don’t have any? Ah well, good thing their rival Dodgers don’t have any either so they can’t rub their faces in it? Oh. They do? Hmmm…well, at least lame teams like Kansas City, Toronto and Florida don’t have any either, so it’s not totally shameful. Huh? What? Oh.

Too bad. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/26 "2003-03-31T21:29:04Z")

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Pbtttthhhhbttt.

I have a hard time taking anything out of Plastic…er, I mean Orange County seriously. It’s the fakest place in Fakeland. Nothing is real in Orange County, not even the Angels fans. What do they know about pain and suffering? Wat do they know about being a _real fan_? Nothing, because unless the Angels are winning, no one cares. No one lives and dies with the Angels.

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/27 "2003-03-31T21:37:10Z")

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What’s that? You’ll have to speak up…that damn championship flag is flapping too much. 🙂

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/28 "2003-03-31T22:35:40Z")

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Kansas City 3, Chicago 0! Woo hoo! The Royals have a winning record for the first time since June 16, 2000!

Pathetic, you say? Indeed, but don’t you burst my bubble. Let me enjoy this view from the top while I still can.

Chaim Mattis Keller

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**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/29 "2003-03-31T23:07:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Neurotik \*  
> \*\*What’s that? You’ll have to speak up…that damn championship flag is flapping too much. 🙂 \*\*

Keep it up, Neurotik, and someone will use your rally monkey as a voo-doo doll!:eek:  
Go Tribe!

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/30 "2003-03-31T23:40:15Z")

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_Bravo!_

The Twins won 3-1, and Everyday Eddie got his first of many, many saves!

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/31 "2003-04-01T00:05:55Z")

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Boy oh Boy oh Boy, Baseball is BACK!!!

_ **deb does a happy dance** _

I cannot believe how short the offseason was though. It seems like just the end of October when I was at my last game of the year.

Oh yeah, I was. Me in my red shirt, thunderstixs pounding, and rally monkey towel on lap. **Kyla** let me say one name and one name only…

Scott Spiezio. Bwahahaha.

I have pictures of last nite’s game for any who wants to email me. I will share the pictures of that beeeeuteafullll banner being raised.

REPEAT! REPEAT! REPEAT!

believe in the power of the rally monkey

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**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/32 "2003-04-01T02:43:01Z")

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Baltimore Orioles. 1 - 0 and on a pace to win 162 games this year.

Well at least until next thursday.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/33 "2003-04-01T02:48:08Z")

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**B** is for Backup, as in backup shortstop. No relation.

As a Yankee fan, I’m not expecting much sympathy - but it’s not a good sign when one of your stars dislocates his shoulder in the first game of the year.

And **Cheesesteak** , looks like YES and Cablevision just struck a deal - you should get to see the Yankees this year!

And **Deb** , maybe I’ll trade you your opening day pictures for some of mine from 1999, 2000 and 2001.

and I wonder why people hate Yankee fans…

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/34 "2003-04-01T03:08:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wilson \*  
> \*\*and I wonder why people hate Yankee fans… \*\*

I wonder why some _don’t_. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/35 "2003-04-01T04:14:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wilson \*  
> \*\ ***B** is for Backup, as in backup shortstop. No relation.
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> As a Yankee fan, I’m not expecting much sympathy - but it’s not a good sign when one of your stars dislocates his shoulder in the first game of the year. \*\*

I was at the game. It was a nasty, albiet totally accidental, collision. Even us Blue Jay fans were really worried - he was down a LONG time.

But let’s be honest; Derek Jeter is the fourth best player on the Yankees, maybe fifth best. If their pitching holds up for another year, the lineup is more than good enough even with Wilson at short.

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/36 "2003-04-01T04:50:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \*  
> \*\*And this year, I’m legal to drink. \*\*

Holy crap. Have I known you _that_ long?

[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/37 "2003-04-01T05:18:46Z")

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Whee!

Going for a night game at the Big A against the Rangers(Don’t you dare call it Edison) tomorrow night

Time for a bleacher seat, a cold beer and a couple of Farmer Johns Finest covered in Mustard. Ahhh, I can almost hear my brain reset to fun.

Lets go Angels (I hate the Rangers)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/38 "2003-04-01T06:11:58Z")

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B is, of course, for the Braves. 12 consecutive division championships. True, they’ve been off the past few years, but this year’s team, aside from the fact that half their pitching from the past few years is gone and they got blown out by the Expos today with Maddux starting…er, what was I saying?

13 is such an unlucky number.

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**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/39 "2003-04-01T06:26:21Z")

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**B** altimore Orioles. Someday, they’ll be a competitive team again. I just hope it’s in my lifetime. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Lure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@Lure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lure)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baseballs-back-with-a-capital-b-and-stands-for/165354/40 "2003-04-01T06:30:18Z")

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> Farmer Johns Finest

They actually serve \*\* that \*\* crap at a ball park?Visit the Hebrew National thread for some insight.I once had the misfortune of purchasing some of their lunchmeat.The cooked ham had something hard in it,either sinew or bone and the liverwurst tasted \* nothing \* like liverwurst.Can only imagine the composition of that frank.

B,at least in the Angel’s ballpark,apparently stands for bad food.All they need now is a McD concession.

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