# Bastardizing famous movie, TV, and book lines to Trek-isms **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 27, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345 "2006-06-27T13:41:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345/61 "2006-06-28T13:54:37Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Our new sheriff is a Pakled! Kirk: What did he say? McCoy: I think he said our new sheriff is parking his shuttle craft … ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345/62 "2006-06-28T14:24:35Z")
Eight Six Seven Five Three Of Nine. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345/63 "2006-06-28T15:23:05Z")
"Eight different lives, she still survives her spots go thigh to ear She won’t take guff from even Quark instead she’ll tweek his ear And even when Defiant is stuck between the stars She’s still the one to guild the captain true… . (omitted cuz I don’t have time to think of a 2nd verse) . How do you solve a problem like Jadzia? How do you make an headstrong Trill behave? How do you find a word that means Jadzia? A flibbertijibbet! A Jack-of-all-trades! A knave!" ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345/64 "2006-06-28T17:31:34Z")
Fasten your ummm… what are they called, oh well, it’s going to be a bumpy night. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345/65 "2006-06-29T05:36:49Z")
“You must go to Worf. You must say these words: ‘Klaatu Miradu Dicktu.’ Please repeat them.” “Nobody move or the Vulcan gets it!” Alien Redneck: You sure gotta purty mouth. You look like that Terillian pig I got back home. Lemme hear you squeal like a pig. Wesley: Squeeeeeee! Riker: We’ve got half a tank of anti-matter, half a pack of cigarettes, we’re in space, we’re 200 lightyears from the starbase, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Picard: Hit it! Ensign Lon Suder: Oh, I’m sorry, was I raving again? McCoy: They said I was mad back at Starfleet! Kirk: Starfleet Headquarters, we have a problem. Odo: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in the Gamma Quadrant? Sisko: No, what? Odo: A Royale with Cheese. Kirk: Little Jimmy’s coming home, mommy! Little Jimmy’s coming home! Don’t look at me you freak! Data: Would you like to shoot him now? Or shoot him later? Q: I say, _shoot me now!_ Picard: So Wesley, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? McCoy: I want everyone to stick their head out the airlock and yell, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more!” Spock: I can’t swim. Kirk: What’re you worrying about? The fall’ll probably kill ya! Scotty: No women, no kids. Picard: I’m king of the galaxy! Troi: As you slip into this wide body. Salome the Orion Slave Girl: I will kiss your lips, James Tiberius Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345/66 "2006-06-29T05:56:12Z")
Picard: “I’m too old for this shit!” Rom (to Leeta): “My precccciouusssssssss!” Q: “Screw you guys… I’m going home!” Jonathan Archer: “Respect mah authoritah!” Kirk: “Oh, my… god! they… killed Redshirt!” Spock: “You bastards.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bastardizing-famous-movie-tv-and-book-lines-to-trek-isms/362345.md?page=3)