# BATFE... What's next?

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**Created:** [December 29, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batfe-whats-next/929195 "2020-12-29T21:25:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batfe-whats-next/929195/1 "2020-12-29T21:25:48Z")

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Talking about the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives here. I suspect cannabis will be their next assignment. Making it the BATFEC. What’s next to make it truly a bat shit agency?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batfe-whats-next/929195/2 "2020-12-29T21:58:28Z")

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Ecstasy and other Stimulants?

If they’re willing to branch out a bit, they could take over Endangered Species.

Or considering the last couple of months, give them Election Shitshows.