# Bathrobes (Need Answer Fast!)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 14, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathrobes-need-answer-fast/521196 "2009-12-14T06:50:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathrobes-need-answer-fast/521196/47 "2009-12-15T10:42:48Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> People actually get up in the middle of the night to eat more pie? No wonder BMIs in this country are out of control.

My father and brother and I are all intermittent sleepers, we will wake up after about four hours of sleep, unless we’ve been heavily sedated. And by heavy sedation, I mean a lot of Demerol or something similar. Even with Demerol, I’ll have to wake up in the middle of the night to pee, unless I also have a catheter for urine.

Usually, when I wake up, I’m pretty hungry, too, and I know from experience that I can’t sleep if I’m cold, have to pee, or I’m hungry. So usually I will eat some cheese and crackers…I generally don’t keep pie in the house. I’ll only have a single slice when I’m eating out.

But go right ahead and keep jumping to conclusions. The exercise is good for you.

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