# Bathroom etiquette memo re: Paper seat protectors

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathroom-etiquette-memo-re-paper-seat-protectors/75306>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 7, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathroom-etiquette-memo-re-paper-seat-protectors/75306 "2001-08-07T16:23:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathroom-etiquette-memo-re-paper-seat-protectors/75306/61 "2001-08-17T00:07:24Z")

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This argument gets my vote for “Pit Argument Over Stupidest Topic Ever”.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathroom-etiquette-memo-re-paper-seat-protectors/75306/62 "2001-08-17T00:19:24Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Broomstick:** _
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> **Don’t have to worry about the short curlies - obviously you aren’t old enough to have any.**

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> _Originally posted by **Abe Babe:** _
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> **"Ten bucks on the short, blond one."**

But how can we be sure she’s blond?

[sub]…sorry 'bout that; carry on…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathroom-etiquette-memo-re-paper-seat-protectors/75306/63 "2001-08-17T15:04:36Z")

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Come on in, _featherlou_ and _Dijon_, have a brewski. I’ll make some more corn.

I purposely avoided even checking to see if either of them had pictures on the people pages to avoid looking like I was taking sides. I don’t give a crap who “wins” this. I’m just here for the show.

Does anyone know if this is a double feature?

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathroom-etiquette-memo-re-paper-seat-protectors/75306/64 "2001-08-17T18:04:09Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Broomstick \*

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> **Hey, bitch, I don’t want your friendship, I want to hear you’ve been properly toilet trained.**

Aww, you make me feel so warm and tingly inside when you say such sweet things. Look! I’m blushing!

Ahem.

Ya know **Broomstick** , this _ **OBVIOUS CRUSH** _ you have on me is starting to get a bit embarrassing - I really think you should try to get out more - maybe meet some **REAL LIVE** people.

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