# Bathropes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 8, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251 "2018-03-08T17:47:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/1 "2018-03-08T17:47:14Z")

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Does anyone have an opinion about what is the best bathrope / bathrope material? The one I have gets uncomfortable warm.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/2 "2018-03-08T17:51:45Z")

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Do you mean bathrobe?

If so, terrycloth.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/3 "2018-03-08T17:53:38Z")

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Bath_rope_? Um… what? They used to sell “soap on a rope”, is that related?

Or are you talking about bath_robes_?

Also, are you male or female? Because there seems to be a larger selection of light weight robes/cover-ups in the women’s section of clothes than in the men’s.

Is a robe even necessary? Since I live alone I don’t really need one for modesty purposes, although in the winter my place gets chilly enough that I want one. Come summer, though, the less on the better.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/4 "2018-03-08T18:17:37Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Bath_rope_? Um… what?

Free solo bathrooming is reckless.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/5 "2018-03-08T18:20:59Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Free solo bathrooming is reckless.

Yeah, I was just reaching the shower curtain when my right leg got it’s cramp on.

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**Author:** ![Falchion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Falchion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falchion)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/6 "2018-03-08T18:23:43Z")

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I like the real cucumber, because you can microwave it to kill any bacteria.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/7 "2018-03-08T18:24:57Z")

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Only thing I’ve been able to find that’s not a bath **robe** is this braided loofah-like thing:

> **[Amazon.com : Shower &amp; Bath Rope Sponge (VARIOUS COLORS) : Bath And Shower...](https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Bath-Sponge-VARIOUS-COLORS/dp/B0062QSCWE)**
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> Shower and bath rope and sponge all in one. Maroon/Pink, Blue/Aqua, Peach, Pink PLEASE specify which color you would like when ordering. E-mail us. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/8 "2018-03-08T18:51:22Z")

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\*\* another person comes in curious to learn WTF a freaking bathrope might be \*\*

\*\* leaves, still clueless \*\*

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/9 "2018-03-08T18:55:20Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> \*\* another person comes in curious to learn WTF a freaking bathrope might be \*\*
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> \*\* leaves, still clueless \*\*

Are they related to bedropes?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/10 "2018-03-08T19:05:50Z")

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Decades ago a woman gave me a silk bathrobe. It was fine in the summer. I didn’t really like it, (no absorbency) but for some reason it really turned her on. When we broke up, she kept it!? (I hope accidentally and then was too embarrassed to return it)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/11 "2018-03-08T19:45:07Z")

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Did anyone else misread the thread title as “Batropes”?

“Quick, Robin! The Bat-rope”!

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/12 "2018-03-08T19:46:08Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Did anyone else misread the thread title as “batropes”?
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> “Quick, Robin! The Bat-rope”!

No, I was thinking kinky sex in the bathtub when I first saw it.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/13 "2018-03-08T20:04:58Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> No, I was thinking kinky sex in the bathtub when I first saw it.

If some “experts” are to be believed, kinky sex in the bathtub could involve Batman and Robin, too. 😃

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**Author:** ![MonkeyCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@MonkeyCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyCat)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/14 "2018-03-08T20:05:24Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Bath_rope_? Um… what? They used to sell “soap on a rope”, is that related?
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> Or are you talking about bath_robes_?
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> Also, are you male or female? Because there seems to be a larger selection of light weight robes/cover-ups in the women’s section of clothes than in the men’s.
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> Is a robe even necessary? Since I live alone I don’t really need one for modesty purposes, although in the winter my place gets chilly enough that I want one. Come summer, though, the less on the better.

I own a bathrobe that I wear regularly, but never for its intended purpose. I don’t really see the point in one unless maybe you’re all lathered up in lotion after a bath. Eh. To each his own.

Hi, btw! (Ambivalid’s girl.) He’s talked about you a lot. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/15 "2018-03-08T20:10:35Z")

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This being the Dope, I thought it was baa-tropes. But we really haven’t had any good sheep related events here in a while. At least not in the shower.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/16 "2018-03-08T20:15:42Z")

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Supposebly Bathropes keep you warm like an eggcorn in the ground but for all intensive purposes they are just towels with sleeves.

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**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/17 "2018-03-08T20:39:25Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Did anyone else misread the thread title as “Batropes”

I misread it as bathr **a** pes, and now I’m equal parts relieved and disappointed.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/18 "2018-03-08T20:57:37Z")

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I do have a shower rope. Can I wear it in the bath as well?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/19 "2018-03-08T21:06:09Z")

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> [@tvaetbjorn](#):
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> I own a bathrobe that I wear regularly, but never for its intended purpose.

So, what, you wear it to the mall?😕

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bathropes/810251/20 "2018-03-08T21:06:31Z")

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I have one from LL Bean that I love. It’s a sweatshirt material and has a hood. Sort of like what a boxer what would wear, but it’s longer. I went to their website to get a picture but it wasn’t on there anymore.

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