# Batman, of course, has "the Bat Pole..." **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 19, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471 "2008-11-19T17:08:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/81 "2008-11-20T19:30:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Flesh Gordon has his penis Wrong. As anyone who saw the one and only movie knws\*, Flesh Gordon had the **Penisaurus** \*Sequel? What sequel? They never made a sequel. Uh-uh! And if they did, it would be rated X. Not R. Definitely X. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/82 "2008-11-20T21:54:59Z")
Ash Ketchum has pokey balls Oscar the Grouch has his pet worm Slimy Elmo has Mr. Noodle Grover has his cute furry monster Ernie, alas, has to make do with a _rubber_ duckie Why, yes, I do amuse myself in the worst possible ways while watching TV with my kids ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/83 "2008-11-20T22:17:34Z")
Mr. Incredible has Mr. You’d-Better-Believe-It. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/84 "2008-11-20T22:24:26Z")
Matter-Eater Lad has his Father Confessor Molecule Man has his long-chain hydrocarbon Ghost Rider has his Blazing Johnson(he calls it Johnny) The Human Torch gets his flame on Dr Doom has the Royal Scepter of Latveria Jimmy Olson has his pal Superman Lois Lane invites people to check out her “Pulitzer” (It’s her Golden Globes which steal the show though) Daredevil has his billy club Elektra has been known to sigh Bullseye has his straight shooter He-Man has his faithful Man At Arms G.I. Joe always relies on his Real American Hero Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/85 "2008-11-21T00:09:35Z")
> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#): > > Why, yes, I do amuse myself in the worst possible ways while watching TV with my kids :eek: Wait…:dubious: > [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#): > > Why, yes, I do amuse myself in the worst possible ways while watching TV with my kids A **m** use! A **m** use, with an ‘m’! Okay… Nevermind, then. Stupid small text… ---
**Author:** ![Dosipede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dosipede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dosipede)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/86 "2008-11-21T00:50:33Z")
Radioactive Man has his cooling rod (and his goggles, which of course do nothing) Fallout Boy has his Jiminy Jillickers Dr. Jekyll has his Mr. Hyde (and vice versa) ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/87 "2008-11-21T05:33:42Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Wrong. As anyone who saw the one and only movie knws\*, Flesh Gordon had the **Penisaurus** > > \*Sequel? What sequel? They never made a sequel. Uh-uh! And if they did, it would be rated X. Not R. Definitely X. They made a sequel? It could only be awful. The original is campy and just barely not porn. I have no doubt the sequel would be solid porn, and probably is only vaguely associated with the original. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/88 "2008-11-21T05:51:12Z")
Don’t tell Jane, but Tarzan calls his cheater ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/89 "2008-11-21T05:55:44Z")
> [@WarmNPrickly](#): > > They made a sequel? [They did!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097365/) ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471/90 "2008-11-21T06:36:48Z")
Interesting. It looks positively awful, but awful in a way that I might actually watch. It’s not straight up porn, but it sounds mostly like really bad sex/poo jokes and boobs. I think it goes on my Netflix list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-of-course-has-the-bat-pole/473471.md?page=4)