# Batman vs Charlotte Church **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 7, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150 "2003-09-07T20:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Muldoon\_s\_Squishiness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Muldoon\_s\_Squishiness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muldoon_s_Squishiness)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/1 "2003-09-07T20:09:59Z")
Well…? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/2 "2003-09-07T20:36:08Z")
This question is silly, and unanswerable… Batman, of course, is a tenor. It’d be like comparing apples and oranges. ---
**Author:** ![big\_alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@big\_alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_alex)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/3 "2003-09-07T20:38:53Z")
Batman. Please! Something about Charlotte Church completely does my head in. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/4 "2003-09-07T20:52:20Z")
Wel obviously: Batman, if he’s prepared. Charlotte Church would probably start singing, so B-spank would need earmuffs.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![aaslatten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f14d63/32.png) [@aaslatten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaslatten)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/5 "2003-09-07T23:55:03Z")
Charlotte Church (pretty amusing question for being so ridiculous, by the way) ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/6 "2003-09-08T00:07:16Z")
Batman. You know why, too. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/7 "2003-09-08T01:04:09Z")
Well she’s nearly an adult. They both win! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/8 "2003-09-08T01:07:25Z")
Man. I glanced at it and thought it said “Batman vs the Catholic Church.” Which would be interesting. Batman might be prepared, but the church has the freakin’ _Pope._ ---
**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/9 "2003-09-08T01:22:55Z")
Okay, I’m declaring it . . . The “Batman Vs.” fad is officially dead. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/10 "2003-09-08T01:25:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fibber McGee \* > \*\*Okay, I’m declaring it . . . > > The “Batman Vs.” fad is officially dead. \*\* Ooohh, how about a “Batman vs Disgruntled Dopers”? ---
**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/11 "2003-09-08T01:32:07Z")
You can start new “Batman vs.” threads, if fact several people probably will, but it won’t matter the fad is dead. Now that I’ve declared it it can’t be taken back! BTW I’m not disgruntled. Discombobulated yes, but never disgruntled. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/12 "2003-09-08T01:52:11Z")
What [have I done?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3947789#post3947789) Cravenly, to the ModSquad: Forgiveness, I beg thee! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/13 "2003-09-08T04:38:11Z")
I would much rather have sex with Ms. Church. ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/14 "2003-09-08T05:50:45Z")
Now, which side has the bigger 1920’s style “Death Ray”? Because that’s what it would come down too in this battle. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-charlotte-church/200150/15 "2003-09-08T15:09:18Z")
But remember Charlotte Church is Welsh, Batman wouldn’t stand a chance [Llap-Goch](http://www.ppsa.com/magazine/llap.html). Charlotte Church vs’ Batgirl, that I’d pay to see