# Batman vs. Hannibal Smith

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-hannibal-smith/173503
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 6, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-hannibal-smith/173503 "2003-05-06T20:48:39Z")
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### Author: ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-hannibal-smith/173503/21 "2003-05-08T15:10:44Z")

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This is no CONTEST. I mean, if it was a fair, standup fight, then Batman all the way. But the A Team wouldn’t play fair. Batman would be sitting up on a dark ledge, brooding and waiting for the A-Team van to come by. Then, Howlin’ Mad Murdock would come out of the sky in a helicopter, dropping B.A. “Mr. T” and Face right on top of Batman. Batman would make a run for the Batmobile, only to have Hannibal drop a wrecking ball on top of it, while smoking his big cigar and looking smug. Batman’d get that “really frustrated” face that all who go up against the A-Team eventually get, while Hannibal would chomp on his cigar and say…

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

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