# Batman vs Queer Eye!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 8, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393 "2003-09-08T22:06:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/1 "2003-09-08T22:06:50Z")

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Ah, they’re 1920s style “Death Rays.”  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/2 "2003-09-08T23:45:14Z")

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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!😃

Gotcha Ya!  
The obvious answer is: Batman, if he’s prepared!

OG SMASH SUPID BATMAN THREADS!!!  
Hi, Opal! 🆒

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/3 "2003-09-08T23:48:56Z")

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Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/4 "2003-09-08T23:51:31Z")

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So, you’re bringing pie when you come back?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/5 "2003-09-09T01:54:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Batman vs Queer Eye!
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> Ah, they’re 1920s style “Death Rays.”

Incidentally, this post has been graped by the grapist!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/6 "2003-09-09T02:09:58Z")

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I know the origin of your sig!

And I really really enjoyed that pitting.

Which didn’t echo.

Or end in gry.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/7 "2003-09-09T02:24:31Z")

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I say we take off and nuke this entire thread from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/8 "2003-09-09T02:32:43Z")

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But, did the jack booted Nazi thug moderators have orbital nukes in WWII or was Johnny Depp pretending to be a gay pirate just to prove that Star Trek ham§sters are better than Star Wars coding weasles?

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/9 "2003-09-09T02:36:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Ah, they’re 1920s style “Death Rays.”  
> :dubious: \*\*

Ah, they’re 1920s-style “Death Gays.”

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batman-vs-queer-eye/200393/10 "2003-09-09T04:36:03Z")

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I can’t _imagine_ why you’d change that _fabulous_ black costume, it’s just _so_ stylish!

The Batcave, though, that’s just _got_ to go! Can we have some throw pillows and chintz, _please?_