# Bats. BJs. Bats BJs. Does not compute. Newslink. NSFW, if your boss is a Bat. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776 "2009-10-30T20:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/1 "2009-10-30T20:47:38Z")
Dammit! Bats give eaach other BJs! Whoda thunk it! > **[New bat fellatio study gives insights](https://improbable.com/2009/10/29/new-bat-fellatio-study-gives-insights/)** > > A new study helps answer the question raised in Thomas Nagel’s 1974 philosophy essay “What Is It Like to Be a Bat?” A team of Chinese and British researchers focuses on one measur… No. It doesn’t involve Bruce Wayne & Dick Grayson. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/2 "2009-10-30T20:52:53Z")
So you’re saying that this has nothing to do with [Batman’s boner](http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3757)? ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/3 "2009-10-30T20:53:26Z")
I missed this thread and posted the same link in the Weird Animal News thread. ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/4 "2009-10-30T21:24:31Z")
That female bat can lick the penis WHILE it’s in her vagina. Man, I’ve got to meet a girl with that kind of flexibility. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/5 "2009-10-30T21:42:54Z")
Useful for times when Batman’s not prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/6 "2009-10-30T22:24:08Z")
Fruit flies use oral sex to get their ladies in the mood. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/7 "2009-10-31T00:10:30Z")
> [@](#): > > Males also show postcopulatory genital grooming after intromission. If I’m reading that right, they even reciprocate! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/8 "2009-11-03T08:42:15Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > So you’re saying that this has nothing to do with [Batman’s boner](http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3757)? I did not know that “to pull a boner” meant to make a mistake. Heck, I didn’t even know the phrase was ever used. So my ignorance of my ignorance has been fought! ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/9 "2009-11-03T13:08:46Z")
This has nothing to do with oral sex in bats, but several years ago I was at the Louisville Zoo, and they have a LARGE open flight cage in the nocturnal house for their fruit bats. i watched them for a long time, they were facinating. A fight broke out between 2 male bats… 2 obviously male bats. They were both sporting erections. Very large, hot pink erections. Forget ‘hung like a horse’. Proportionately, ‘hung like a bat’ would be much more complementary. Their penises were up around their chins, no kidding. I expected them to use the damned things like a light saber. Just tossin’ that bit out… ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/10 "2009-11-03T13:19:35Z")
“My name is Richard Grayson, and I approve this message.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/11 "2009-11-03T13:54:42Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > This has nothing to do with oral sex in bats, but several years ago I was at the Louisville Zoo, and they have a LARGE open flight cage in the nocturnal house for their fruit bats. i watched them for a long time, they were facinating. > > A fight broke out between 2 male bats… 2 obviously male bats. They were both sporting erections. > > Very large, hot pink erections. > > Forget ‘hung like a horse’. Proportionately, ‘hung like a bat’ would be much more complementary. Their penises were up around their chins, no kidding. I expected them to use the damned things like a light saber. > > Just tossin’ that bit out… did you have your camera with you? ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/12 "2009-11-03T16:22:56Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > did you have your camera with you? Actually, I did, but being in the nocturnal house, it was too dark to get pictures without the flash, and if I had used the flash, I would have gotten nothing but glare from the glass. so it is nothin’ but a memory for me… 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bats-bjs-bats-bjs-does-not-compute-newslink-nsfw-if-your-boss-is-a-bat/515776/13 "2009-11-03T17:12:38Z")
> [@Darryl\_Lict](#): > > That female bat can lick the penis WHILE it’s in her vagina. Man, I’ve got to meet a girl with that kind of flexibility. Yeah, but would a girl with that kind of flexibility ever leave the house?