# Batshit crazy Michele Bachmann strikes again! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 18, 2008, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497 "2008-10-18T05:02:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/141 "2008-10-25T02:42:18Z")
Few women do less for me sexually than Michele Bachmann. I’d do Nancy Reagan first. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/142 "2008-10-25T02:54:35Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > That mouth is desperately crying out for a cock to suck on so she can’t say anything stupid on camera. If she was any good at that, she wouldn’t have 28 children! ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/143 "2008-10-25T12:18:49Z")
> [@](#): > > “Once again, our nation is at a crossroads and it’s a time for choosing. We could embrace government as the answer to our problems or we can choose freedom and liberty. I may not always get my words right but I know that my heart is right because my heart is for you, for your children and for the blessings of liberty to remain for our great country.” I love it. “Government is not the answer. Re-elect me to the government.” ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/144 "2008-10-25T14:18:28Z")
> [@t-bonham@scc.net](#): > > This just out on youtube: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBpL5ORWUo](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBpL5ORWUo) > > It tells you how to pronounce ‘Tinklenberg’. Well it is not Oswald Cobblepot either. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/145 "2008-10-27T08:28:24Z")
I have a solution to the dilemma of thinking Bachmann is hot but also keeping one’s unit away from her. Get her to do a porno scene with Palin! It’s win-win! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/146 "2008-10-27T08:43:03Z")
If male heterosexuality can be cured, that might do it. Trade off for PTSD, though… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/147 "2008-10-27T14:14:55Z")
Pseudo Tranny Sexual Display? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/148 "2008-10-27T14:28:15Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Dayum, what is it you guys refuse to understand about “do NOT stick your dick in the crazy?” No wonder this country’s in such a mess, sheesh… :smack: I humbly submit that if the crazy genes were diluted (with my rational, not to mention good-looking ones) we’d be in a much better place. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/149 "2008-10-27T15:03:25Z")
Crazy is usually a better fuck. I have an ex-wife to prove it. ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/150 "2008-10-27T15:19:47Z")
When you find the sane person who is crazy in the sack, then it is time to buy a ring. Bachmann is not really bonkos in the fun way. She’s crazy like the ladies who have a hundred cats. When people hear those stories, they’re never like “well, a hundred cats, but I bet she was a tiger between the sheets”. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/151 "2008-10-27T15:29:45Z")
[QUOTE=stolichnaya] She’s crazy like the ladies who have a hundred cats [/quote] Hey, leave my wife outa this! ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/152 "2008-10-27T21:15:10Z")
> [@stolichnaya](#): > > Bachmann is not really bonkos in the fun way. She’s crazy like the ladies who have a hundred cats. Personally, I was never very turned on by Cruella De Vil and her 101 dalmatians, either. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/153 "2008-10-30T01:10:06Z")
Two guys at work had a brief conversation today. “Man, in a week we’re gonna have an Islamic President.” “Yeah, I wonder how that’s gonna go.” Me: “Are you guys morons?” I then remembered that these are the people that elected Michele Bachmann the first time. So yeah, they’re morons. And this area is filled with them. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/154 "2008-10-30T13:06:40Z")
I don’t know what the deal is but I keep getting bombarded with her tv ads, especially during Obama’s infomercial. I thought she was nearly out of money? ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/155 "2008-10-30T19:33:22Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > I don’t know what the deal is but I keep getting bombarded with her tv ads, especially during Obama’s infomercial. I thought she was nearly out of money? No, she had about $1.3 million on hand at the financial report last month. And since her on-air comments, and the publicity about money to Tinklenberg\*, right-wing groups have provided another $860,000 to Bachman. - For the first 72 hours after her comments appeared on youtube and were emailed around, online donations were coming in to Tinklenberg at the rate of $10,000 per hour! Really shows how the internet has changed things in politics. ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/156 "2008-11-05T06:41:28Z")
_sigh_ On the upside I expect she’s going to be marginalized and/or ostracized for being batshit insane, so perhaps it’s not all bad. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/157 "2008-11-05T09:52:18Z")
Well, what are the election results on the crazy bitch vs. the B-rate fantasy novel character? ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/158 "2008-11-05T11:23:53Z")
Close, but crazy bitch won by 2% or 12,000 votes. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/159 "2008-11-05T12:04:27Z")
Shit. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497/160 "2008-11-05T13:25:23Z")
Her sister in suck, Jean Schmidt of Ohio, is coming back too. :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/batshit-crazy-michele-bachmann-strikes-again/468497.md?page=9)