# Battle of the Bugle

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 22, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837 "2016-02-22T21:50:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/1 "2016-02-22T21:50:58Z")

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Seeing the thread “battle of the bulge” made me wonder how many titles we can mangle one letter at a time into something more ridiculous.

I know we’ve had similar threads before but I didn’t want to chase them down.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/2 "2016-02-22T22:56:30Z")

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Okay, some others:

The Sub Also Rises  
Call of the Wind  
Away All Boots

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/3 "2016-02-23T02:14:53Z")

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Mon Dieu! My Period isn’t cloudy!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/4 "2016-02-23T03:13:02Z")

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We Have Pigeon Egos

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/5 "2016-02-23T04:12:58Z")

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STII: The Wrath of Chan

The Wraith of Khan  
Or a nice Nicolas Cage / Ricardo Montalban costarring: Khan Air

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/6 "2016-02-23T12:58:06Z")

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I still like that great movie about Winnie-the-Pooh playing Hid and Seek with Quakers –  
**O Bother, Where Art Thou?**

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/7 "2016-02-23T13:06:59Z")

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The Love Goat

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/8 "2016-02-23T16:30:46Z")

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The Sound of Mucus

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/9 "2016-02-23T17:03:29Z")

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Stab Wars

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/10 "2016-02-24T01:05:09Z")

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This was a great New York Magaine competition back in the 70’s.  
“Here in my army you’re adorable.”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/11 "2016-02-24T01:16:51Z")

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Chinatoon

X-Films

Twilight Zen

Police Squid

MST3D

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/12 "2016-02-24T01:16:59Z")

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> [@seal\_cleaner](#):
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> This was a great New York Magaine competition back in the 70’s.  
> “Here in my army you’re adorable.”

I ran across some in [http://www.amazon.com/Thank-You-Giant-Sea-Tortoise/dp/0670697648](http://www.amazon.com/Thank-You-Giant-Sea-Tortoise/dp/0670697648) which has some other jewels we might take a crack at some time.

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/13 "2016-02-24T11:25:05Z")

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[A cute pancreatitis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=784801)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/14 "2016-03-10T00:34:46Z")

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Puny tribute bands: Create your own!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/15 "2016-03-10T12:08:32Z")

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Soviet McNuggets: you could be eating the evidence…

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/16 "2016-03-11T18:01:53Z")

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Dr. Stranglelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love autoerotic asphyxiation.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/17 "2016-03-11T21:21:39Z")

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Remember the A la mode

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/18 "2016-03-16T18:28:07Z")

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LSD Mission Question

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/19 "2016-03-16T21:22:14Z")

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_The Princess Brie_

_My Great Big Fat Geek Wedding_

_Bunny Girl_

_Citizen Kine_ (and its sequel, _The Thoughts of Chairman Moo_)

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-bugle/746837/20 "2016-03-16T23:50:31Z")

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There’s a bomb on the horse. If the horse goes above 50, the bomb is armed… _Steed_

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