# Battle of the Fake Meats

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-fake-meats/266117>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 26, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-fake-meats/266117 "2004-09-26T02:47:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-fake-meats/266117/41 "2004-09-28T23:45:44Z")

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So increadibly witty.

I tell ya, every omnivore is a comedian. Too bad their jokes are so unoriginal. 😉

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-fake-meats/266117/42 "2004-09-28T23:49:36Z")

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I just hope there isn’t another outbreak of Mad Carrot Disease. It was heartbreaking to see them round up all those little baby carrots for slaughter. I felt like Jodi Foster in “The Silence Of The Yams.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-fake-meats/266117/43 "2004-09-28T23:51:03Z")

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Sorry, It just slipped out.

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**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-fake-meats/266117/44 "2004-09-28T23:53:30Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> I just hope there isn’t another outbreak of Mad Carrot Disease. It was heartbreaking to see them round up all those little baby carrots for slaughter. I felt like Jodi Foster in “The Silence Of The Yams.”

Okay, _that_ got a chuckle.

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