# Battle of the User Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988 "2002-11-21T18:47:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/81 "2002-11-22T05:03:40Z")

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**Jomo Mojo** vs **MojoJojo** vs **Mojo** vs **Jojo**

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/82 "2002-11-22T05:27:57Z")

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**SpeakerForTheDead** vs. **EnderW24**

**Gravity** vs. **Balance**

**Lord Jim** vs. **Jim B.**

**Zyada** vs. **Ziactrice**? (So I’m using a lot of my local friends, sue me)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/83 "2002-11-22T05:39:40Z")

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**AntaresJB** vs **Starman**

Antares is a star, you see. Wait, I’m on SDMB, I don’t need to elucidate to anyone here. :smack: sometimes I do have a clue, mostly, I duzint

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/84 "2002-11-22T14:30:48Z")

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**bibliophage** v. **bibliophile**

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/85 "2002-11-22T14:40:11Z")

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**The Bad Astonomer** vs **Ursa Major**

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/86 "2002-11-22T14:45:07Z")

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**JimSox5** vs. **Jimson Jim**  
**Ethilrist** vs. **Elfkin477**

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/87 "2002-11-22T15:00:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dinahmoe \*  
> \*\*Jonathan Chance vs. Dr. Righteous \*\*

**YES!!!**

Someone gets it!

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/88 "2002-11-22T15:03:30Z")

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vanilla vs. chocolate

I doubt she posts here anymore, but it was perfect!

(chocolate would win, btw)

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/89 "2002-11-22T15:14:29Z")

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**Badge** v. **dorkusmalorkusmafia**

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/90 "2002-11-22T15:18:49Z")

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How about a battle of the bands!

**Judith Prietht** vs **Knowed Out**

Or north vs south!

**GingerOfTheNorth** vs [v]AbbySthrnAccent\*\*

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/91 "2002-11-22T16:28:17Z")

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Battle of the palindromic usernames:

**Eve** vs. **lel** vs. **Otto**

there are others…

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/92 "2002-11-22T17:03:14Z")

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**Libertarian** versus **Demo** (critus)

**Shayna** versus **Spiny Norman** 😉  
Hey look!!! Shayna’s back!

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**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/93 "2002-11-22T17:05:06Z")

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**Me** vs. **Coldfire**  
Heh.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/94 "2002-11-22T17:12:42Z")

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**Mars Horizon** versus **John Carter of Mars**

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/95 "2002-11-22T17:31:24Z")

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(Geez this is addicting.)

**dantheman** vs **Just A Girl**.

And given the meaning of his username…

**Mangetout** vs **tatertot, cabbage, boccoli!, BarBQSauce, Green Bean, Smashed Ice Cream, oreo, cheezit, Watermelon Man, Big Kahuna Burger, UncleBeer, LolaCocaCola, Nacho4sara, vanilla, chocolate, and Ellen Cherry** (though I think she’s just Ellen now).

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/96 "2002-11-22T17:36:04Z")

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**UkeleleIke** vs. **guitarmax\_99**

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/97 "2002-11-22T17:39:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> UkeleleIke vs. guitarmax\_99

Hah! I’m not the only one who can misspell **Ike’s** username.

(this gives me the opportunity to apologize to **Ukulele Ike** , who was gracious enough not to even point out my mistake in his response.)

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/98 "2002-11-22T18:39:55Z")

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tom n debb

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**Author:** ![Emilio\_Lizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Emilio\_Lizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emilio_Lizardo)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/99 "2002-11-22T18:39:55Z")

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**C M Burns** vs **S Mussburger**

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/100 "2002-11-22T18:50:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hastur \*  
> \*\*Oh. I plan on losing. A lot. \*\*

/me whacks Hastur with a chair.

😃

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