# Battle of the User Names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988 "2002-11-21T18:47:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/101 "2002-11-22T19:11:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > > **Shayna** versus **Spiny Norman** šŸ˜‰ > Hey look!!! Shaynaā€™s back! Awwww, how sweet. I wonder whoā€™d win. šŸ˜‰ Hi Dan!!! Itā€™s so nice to see _you_ back here posting again, too! P.S. to **vanilla** ā€“ **chocolate** is my sister (who doesnā€™t post anymore due to time constraints). Iā€™ll tell her she got a mention here. Cool that sheā€™s remembered! šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/102 "2002-11-22T19:47:29Z")
[hijack: Shayna, the email I had for you bounced; also, there was a thread asking where the hey hey youā€™d gone, although I wasnā€™t smirt enough to figure it out myself; also, how bout them PP?] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/103 "2002-11-22T19:48:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > mud wrestling with all the -girl/-grrl/girl- postersā€¦ (yes, I did say WITH, not FEATURING:D) \*\* Umm, **punha** ā€¦You really think thatā€™s a good idea? Chucking a redheaded hockey player into a fight? šŸ˜ƒ One for the wrestling fans, canā€™t believe **Twisty** missed this oneā€¦ **hardygrrl** vs. **Bubba Ray** For the rasslin impaired, I am named after Jeff Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley is a wrestler he feuded with. Table, ladder and chair matches, oh my! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/104 "2002-11-22T19:50:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Algernon \* > \*\*Hah! Iā€™m not the only one who can misspell **Ikeā€™s** username. > > (this gives me the opportunity to apologize to **Ukulele Ike** , who was gracious enough not to even point out my mistake in his response.) \*\* Iā€™m so embarrassed. Iā€™m a ukulele player myself. Damn. Sorry, **Ike**. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/105 "2002-11-22T19:53:55Z")
**Magic8ball** vs. **Miss Magic8ball**. what? ohā€¦ sorryā€¦ okay, then **Miss Magic8ball** vs. **Gazelle from Hell**. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/106 "2002-11-22T20:06:07Z")
**Bricker** vs. **Masonite** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/107 "2002-11-22T21:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kwyjibo \* > \*\*No contest dude. šŸ™‚ \*\* Indeed. Bring it on, pretender to the throne! ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Lawblaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Bob\_Lawblaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Lawblaw)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/108 "2002-11-22T21:51:27Z")
elucidator vs Bob Lawblaw ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/109 "2002-11-22T21:56:58Z")
**Bad News Baboon** vs **Gazelle from Hell** ---
**Author:** ![Parthol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Parthol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parthol)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/110 "2002-11-22T22:32:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by masonite \* > \*\*Battle of the palindromic usernames: > > **Eve** vs. **lel** vs. **Otto** > > there are othersā€¦ \*\* I love palindromes, but my first thought when I read this was that you were making a stretched reference to ā€œEvil Ottoā€ of ā€œBerserkā€ fame. Oh, and my actual contribution to the thread: **RTFirefly** vs. **Bernard Marx** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/111 "2002-11-22T22:37:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Algernon \* > \*\*(Geez this is addicting.) > > And given the meaning of his usernameā€¦ > > **Mangetout** vs **tatertot, cabbage, boccoli!, BarBQSauce, Green Bean, Smashed Ice Cream, oreo, cheezit, Watermelon Man, Big Kahuna Burger, UncleBeer, LolaCocaCola, Nacho4sara, vanilla, chocolate, and Ellen Cherry** (though I think sheā€™s just Ellen now). \*\* My stomach hurts. Not from managetoutant, but from laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/112 "2002-11-22T22:39:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > \*\ ***SpeakerForTheDead** vs. **EnderW24** Heā€™d get tossed like a bad Valentine. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/113 "2002-11-22T22:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Parthol \* > **RTFirefly** vs. **Bernard Marx** vs. **Exapno Mapcase** ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/114 "2002-11-22T22:57:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Heā€™d get tossed like a bad Valentine. BWA-HA-HA-HA. _snif__wipes tears from eyes_ God. THIS is why I love this board. The wit exhibited daily is unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/115 "2002-11-23T00:38:20Z")
**sailor** vs **Scylla** **Libertarian** vs **Freedom** **Cervaise** vs **Mauvaise** **Mr Blue Sky** vs \*\*mrblue92 \*\* vs **Wicked Blue** vs **Mirrored Indigo Shadows** \*\*AuntiePam \*\* vs **auntie em** **Gadarene** vs **Gaudere** **manhattan** vs **Johnny L.A.** **TV Time** vs **TV Guy** vs **TVeblen** **screech-owl** vs **King Rat** **Mangetout** vs **Munch** **Sam Stone** vs **samclem** ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/116 "2002-11-23T00:48:41Z")
**John Carter of Mars** vs **Tars Tarkas** ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/117 "2002-11-23T01:18:14Z")
**welby** vs **Grelby** **flapcats** vs **OpalCat** vs **CrazyCatLady** ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/118 "2002-11-23T03:53:26Z")
**SwimmingRiddles** v. **SwimmingWithChickens** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/119 "2002-11-23T13:33:47Z")
Battle of the Xā€™s: \*\* Annie-Xmas vs. Flamsterette\_X vs. XJETGIRLX. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battle-of-the-user-names/137988/120 "2002-11-23T14:18:48Z")
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