# Battlestar Galactica 3.4 - "Exodus, Part Two" (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 20, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262 "2006-10-20T18:30:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/361 "2006-10-27T01:09:17Z")
Although I’m all for BSG catching teh Gay, I’m not so keen on having Gaylons. I mean, they’re modeled off humans, so if ~10% of humans are gay, then 10% of the Cylon models should be gay. 12 x 10% = 1.2 gay Cylon models As far as I can tell, that leaves Cylon Gaeta dating… himself. Ick. And maybe occasionally Simon, who’s “just experimenting and isn’t _really_ that way.” Because you _know_ he’s the model who’s 0.2 gay – we’ve seen how Doral and Leoben dress. They’re straight. 😉 [QUOTE=Corner Case] Tigh: No, no. What else floats in water? Crew 1: Bread. Crew 2: Apples. Crew 3: Very small rocks. Crew 1: Cylons. Crew 2: Gravy. **Crew 3: Hera.** [/QUOTE] Oooh, good catch, that. Back to Baltar’s Kobol visions. Well done! ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/362 "2006-10-27T01:36:02Z")
[QUOTE=Lightray] we’ve seen how Doral and Leoben dress. They’re straight. [/QUOTE] [Doral??](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MatthewBennett.jpg) He’s about as straight as the letter “s.” Public Relations. That’s one step away from interior decorator on HGTV. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/363 "2006-10-27T01:46:28Z")
[QUOTE=levdrakon] [Doral??](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MatthewBennett.jpg) [/QUOTE] Oh, Good Lord. I’d thought that orangey leisure suit jacket he wears was some cheap, polyester blend. Is that… could it be… _ **corderoy?!?!** _ Sweet, Cylon baby Jesus, it’s worse than I thought. They’re supposed to be archetypes of humanity. Gay man in orange corderoy just doesn’t strike me as archetypical. ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/364 "2006-10-27T01:49:31Z")
Doral is totally a Gaylon. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/365 "2006-10-27T01:51:17Z")
Are you suggesting that any self-respecting Gaylon would be caught dead and far, far from any resurrection ship in orange frakking corduroy? ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/366 "2006-10-27T01:52:03Z")
[QUOTE=Lightray] …As far as I can tell, that leaves Cylon Gaeta dating… himself. Ick… [/QUOTE] It’d take some pretty good CGI to pull off, but could make for some very bizarre and erotic scenes. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/367 "2006-10-27T02:03:27Z")
[QUOTE=Loopydude] Are you suggesting that any self-respecting Gaylon would be caught dead and far, far from any resurrection ship in orange frakking corduroy? [/QUOTE] But would a straight Cylon even know where to get orange corduroy? Let’s face it. Girl had that tailored, and it look good. [snap, snap.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Levdrakon/CyDorFiv.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/368 "2006-10-27T02:10:32Z")
[QUOTE=levdrakon] [snap, snap.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Levdrakon/CyDorFiv.jpg) [/QUOTE] What does it have in its pocketses, Precious? Seriously. It’s like he’s got his lunch stuffed in his pockets. He’s like a Cylon “What Not To Wear” project. Anyway, if Doral shows up with a tribal tattoo or a tramp stamp, maybe then I’ll be convinced. Until then, its Gaylon Gaeta, all the way. (he already has the tattoo…) ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/369 "2006-10-27T02:25:03Z")
[QUOTE=Lightray] Anyway, if Doral shows up with a tribal tattoo or a tramp stamp, maybe then I’ll be convinced. Until then, its Gaylon Gaeta, all the way. (he already has the tattoo…) [/QUOTE] Speaking of that, anyone else notice Starbuck & Anders are sportin’ some rad tribal tattoos? Is that what they’re doing in lieu of wedding rings on New Caprica? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262/370 "2006-10-27T03:50:30Z")
[QUOTE=Loopydude] Are you suggesting that any self-respecting Gaylon would be caught dead and far, far from any resurrection ship in orange frakking corduroy? [/QUOTE] He’s in deep, deep cover. I like the wedding tattoos. My husband and I aren’t much for the ink, but I have never thought of getting tattoos to declare our undying devotion to one another. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/battlestar-galactica-3-4-exodus-part-two-spoilers/377262.md?page=18)