# Bay Area Meeting -- 12-18-99

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 16, 1999, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191 "1999-12-16T21:42:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/41 "1999-12-20T22:31:00Z")

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> Mrs. Dirty Devil was not amused, to say the least. --DD

URK! I’m sorry, DD! But wasn’t she out getting into a drunken stupor with a bunch of _her_ friends, too? Besides, I wouldn’t have let you drive home anyway, so blame it on me. (Ain’t that always the way?)

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**StoryTyler**  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”  
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/42 "1999-12-20T23:03:00Z")

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Tyler, I don’t think it has so much to do with what I did, as it has to do with not being up front about it. I wasn’t exactly eager to tell her that we spent the night at a strange womens’s house (and god are you ever strange 😉 ). Had the tables been turned, I would have been upset about her doing the same thing. In fact, I probably would have been really upset. So I hemed and hawed and basically avoided the whole thing, hoping that it would magically go away. She then got curious about me not talking about our little get-together and basically had to drag the details out of me. I didn’t lie, but I wasn’t exactly brimming with information. And now she doesn’t believe me about any of it. Shit, I don’t think I’d believe me, either. Had I been mature and straight forward from the get-go, I wouldn’t be in anywhere near the trouble I’m in now. But, I am a thick-headed guy sometimes and only seem to learn my lessons by doing it the hard way. Man, I’m 29, and yet I still act like I’m 13.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/43 "1999-12-21T00:08:00Z")

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Dude! That’s why I hang out with you!!! Don’t stop being a thirteen y/o around **me** Okay?

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/44 "1999-12-21T00:22:00Z")

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> Also, I’d love it if you guys could come up here to the wine country, as Kyla suggested. There’s lots of great places, and, during the summer, we could have a Bay Area SD campout! Whaddya think?

hehe as long as I can hook up a ride,or find a cheap way to get up there, because my car can’t make it more than 40 consecutive miles in any direction before it dies (It’s ghetto fabulous!).

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**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/45 "1999-12-21T00:25:00Z")

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Demo, I think you’re the _reason_ I act like that 😉

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/46 "1999-12-21T02:04:00Z")

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DD – I’m in the same boat as you. I got home around 11:30 and apparently my husband had been calling all night from work and he screamed “where the hell have you been! I’ve been worried sick about you!” I rode into the city with him because I was having lunch with an old high school buddy, but forgot on purpose to tell him I was meeting “internet people” for drinks later. (Hubby is not fond of my “INTERNET FRIENDS” as he calls them.)

Upon seeing the pictures, I suspect he had reason to be mad! Heh. (I must’ve been drunker than I thought, there were like 10 pictures but I only remember taking 3!) I sent the most normal looking ones to Demo to put on his page, and yes, Tyler and my drinks are ACTUAL SIZE!

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One week only! Special holiday sig line:  
“HO! HO! HO! Now it’s time for me to get jolly on your naughty asses!” – Futurama Santa

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/47 "1999-12-21T02:23:00Z")

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Look at it this way Devil…you could have had to be explaining the presence of a Crackwhore at your meeting LOL

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/48 "1999-12-21T04:50:00Z")

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THAT would not have gone over well. Mrs. DD was upset enough that there were people named VogueVixen and Sassy there. She said,“What are these people, a bunch of strippers!” LOL!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/49 "1999-12-21T05:07:00Z")

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OK, the first wave of pics are up [here](http://mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/Bayarea.html). More to follow tommorrow evening when I get mine back. Have fun! 😉

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“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”  
-Tao Te Ching

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/50 "1999-12-21T16:45:00Z")

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> DD – I’m in the same boat as you. I got home around 11:30 and apparently my husband had been calling all night from work --VogueVixen

And people wonder why I’m not married…! The only people I ever have to explain anything to are the cats (and they’re only interested because dinner’s late).

Seriously, tho… I’m really sorry you two ran into some trouble over our get-together, and I want them to let you guys come out and play again soon! So, next time invite your spouses along if it helps. I’d be interested to know what kind of masochists would put up wit’ the likes 'a youse whack-jobs, anyway. 😉

P.S. Hey VV: Where the hell was _I_ when all this nuzzling was going on?!?

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**StoryTyler**  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”  
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/51 "1999-12-22T02:33:00Z")

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Heck if I know! I don’t even remember it happening! (I think you may have TAKEN it!) 😉 Oh, and please tell me I don’t look as Rosie O’Donnellish as I do in that picture!

I don’t know about Dirty Devil, but I for one vote “NO” on MY spouse coming to any future meetings. He can like it or he can lump it for all I care. \>8(

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One week only! Special holiday sig line:  
“HO! HO! HO! Now it’s time for me to get jolly on your naughty asses!” – Futurama Santa

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/52 "1999-12-22T02:50:00Z")

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OK people, you asked for it, and I have delivered unto you. [More Bay Area Meeting Pictures](http://mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/Bayarea.html)!!!

Enjoy! 😉

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“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”  
-Tao Te Ching

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/53 "1999-12-22T03:04:00Z")

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Oh, brother! Now I know what it feels like to be Bill Clinton!

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One week only! Special holiday sig line:  
“HO! HO! HO! Now it’s time for me to get jolly on your naughty asses!” – Futurama Santa

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/54 "1999-12-22T03:07:00Z")

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> Heck if I know! I don’t even remember it happening! (I think you may have TAKEN it!)

I took it. Geez, am I the only person who remembers ANYTHING about that night?

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~Kyla

“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-area-meeting-12-18-99/12191/55 "1999-12-22T06:39:00Z")

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> I took it. Geez, am I the only person who remembers ANYTHING about that night? --Kyla

Rickafricken computer!! \<font size=2\>MAN this thing sucks.\</font size=2\> Gonna have to wait till tomorrow to see the second batch of photos, but I will say this at this juncture: Why don’t you people stop me when I start pontificating?! Yeesh!

Sorry Kyla \< snicker! \> This is what old age holds for you! I may not remember _all_ of it (WTF happened to that $65 bill in my pocket?), but I know I had a blast. Thanks again, all!

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**StoryTyler**  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”  
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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