# Bay vs. Boll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-vs-boll/447723>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 2, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-vs-boll/447723 "2008-05-02T05:56:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-vs-boll/447723/1 "2008-05-02T05:56:56Z")

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Say what you will about Uwe Boll, the dude’s a publicity master:  
[Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll](http://kotaku.com/386426/bay-vs-uwe-boll-round-3-bay-agreed-to-fight) in a boxing match set for October.  
The kicker?  
If you want entrance into the area: just show up there… with 10 tickets from \*Postal \* Uwe’s new movie.  
Ugh. When I saw that, I was just saddened.

Reminds me of the tag line for AVP: _Whoever wins… We lose._

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**Author:** ![Just\_Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ad7895/32.png) [@Just\_Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bay-vs-boll/447723/2 "2008-05-02T07:07:38Z")

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So you’re supposed to hold onto those tickets for six months before you get to see one of the men who raised bad cinema to a new level pound on another one?

Maybe… if they let the audience get a few kicks in on either of them.