# BBC thought Python was "sadistic" and "disgusting"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbc-thought-python-was-sadistic-and-disgusting/383527>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 10, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbc-thought-python-was-sadistic-and-disgusting/383527 "2006-12-10T02:58:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbc-thought-python-was-sadistic-and-disgusting/383527/81 "2006-12-18T18:53:00Z")

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Have you got anything without quite so much rat in it?

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbc-thought-python-was-sadistic-and-disgusting/383527/82 "2006-12-18T18:58:13Z")

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…until the word ‘Maudlin’ is almost totally obscured.

Next on BBC1, it’s “The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots.”

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbc-thought-python-was-sadistic-and-disgusting/383527/83 "2006-12-18T19:08:00Z")

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[QUOTE=BMalion]  
…until the word ‘Maudlin’ is almost totally obscured.

Next on BBC1, it’s “The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots.”  
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Thug 1: Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?

Mary, Queen of Scots: Yes?

sound FX: Bam! Crash! Thud!

Mary: Ahhhh!

SFX: Whap! Thud! Bang!

Mary: Ahhhh!

SFX: Crash! Bam! Pow!

silence.

Thug 1: She’s not moving.

Thug 2: I think she’s dead.

Mary: No I’m not!

SFX: Bam! Crash! Hit!

Mary: Ahhhh!

SFX: Thud! Pow! Bang!

Mary: Ahhhh!

Announcer: It is now time for your radio to _explode_!

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